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4x13 Diva

2 weeks have now gone by since the Sadie Hawkins dance. Sebastian and Trent have testified against the Warblers so they are disqualified from regionals and the New Directions are now back in the game and are going to Regionals.

Ariel is sat in the choir room with Abigail to the right of her and Marley to the left of her. "Diva," Ms Pillsbury says.

Everyone starts cheering before Finn says "So, now that we're back in the game we've got to come strong. Diva Week is all about finding your inner powerhouse. Ms Pillsbury?"

"That's right," Ms Pillsbury says. "The online Urban Dictionary defines a Diva as a fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct. She is not a trick-ass ho and she does not sweat da haters'."

"Grea. So I guess the guys are screwed this week," Jake says.

Blaine then clears his throat before saying "Guys can be divas."

"That's right We all have inner divas. I have been considered quite a diva at many local restaurants because I know what I want, I will send a dish back," Ms Pillsbury says.

"You all might as well just quit while you're ahead because there are only two ways to spell Unique and one of them is D-I-V-A. Diva," Unique says. "Okay? Shantay, I stay and it will be brought, dished out and served, then mopped up, by the time you even pick out a wig. Looking at you, clocking that sadness."

"I have more diva in my little finger than you have in your whole angry inch, Wade-Unique," Tina says.

"Tina, you've kind of been talking some ridiculous trash for months unchallenged, and that stops now," Marley says.

"You guys don't know what's coming at you," Ariel starts.

"Ariel and I probably have the most diva than all of you combined," Abigail says.

"Listen, guys can be divas," Blaine says.

"You guys, I'm gonna win Diva Week," Brittany says. "Do you know how I know that? It's because I'm a diva."

Just after the bell rings, Ariel stays behind for a minute to talk to Finn. "Hey. Can we only sing one song or am I allowed to sing one by myself and one with Abigail?" Ariel asks.

"No, you can sing one with Abigail and one by yourself," Finn says.

"Thanks," Ariel says before exiting the choir room.

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The following day, Ariel is sitting in the choir room with Abigail talking to her about what song they want to sing. "So what song do you think would be best?" Abigail asks.

"I was thinking about it last night and I thought of Cherry Bomb by The Runaway," Ariel explains.

"Yes. That is a great song. I loved it when I first heard it," Abigail says.

"Okay. First for performance for Diva Week is Blaine," Finn says. Blaine then walks over to the piano and starts playing.

(Don't Stop Me Now sung by Blaine Anderson)

"Does anyone else have a performance they would like to perform?" Finn asks.

"Do you know the lyrics?" Ariel quietly asks quickly.

"Yeah. It's like my most favourite diva song," Abigail says. She then puts her hand up and says "Ariel and I have one."

"Okay. Everyone give it up for Ariel and Abigail then," Finn says. Ariel then quickly walks over to the piano and quickly tells him the song before she stands over with Abigail in the centre of the room.