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4x08 Thanksgiving

It's now the week of sectionals and it's also Thanksgiving this Thursday. Everyone is currently sitting in the choir room waiting for Glee Club to start when Finn enters with Mercedes, Mike, Puck, Quinn and Santana following him. Santana sits on the piano, and Mercedes grabs a chair while everyone stands up in front of everyone. Finn says "All right, do you realise, standing before you are legends?" Everyone cheers and applauds for them. Finn then sits down before continuing. "Any single one of these guys could be president of the United States one day."

"I don't know about that," Artie mutters.

"And lucky for us, they've agreed to help us–" Finn says before getting cut off by Puck.

"Hanging with the new chumps and see if some of our sheer awesomeness doesn't rub off on you," Puck says. "It will.

"When you hear your name, pair up," Finn says. "Puck, you're with your brother." Puck then walks over to Jake. "Mike, you're with Ryder. Marley, Abigail, you're with Santana." Marley then walks over to Santana. "Kitty, you're with Quinn."

Kitty then runs over to Quinn while saying "So excited!"

"Wade, Mercedes," Finn finishes.

"Sashay," Mercedes says to Wade.

"Enchanté," Wade says.

"I knew it. Mercedes was cloned," Brittany says.

"Now your mentors are here to help you with whatever you need, singing, dancing -" Finn is cut off again by Quinn.

"Birth control," Quinn says.

Kitty then starts laughing before saying "You're so funny and self-deprecating. We're so alike."

"Wanky," Santana states.

"The worst mistake is to underestimate our competition," Finn says. "The Warblers are ruthless this year."

"Don't forget about the Rosedale Mennonites," Artie says. "Any show choir that can raise a barn in five minutes deserves mad respect."

"Marley and Blaine will handle our duet. Ariel will handle the solo and for our showstopper, we're doing 'Gangnam Style'," Finn says.

"Okay lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking: You finally got an okay haircut, you're not doing that annoying half-smirk as much but you're still an idiot. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Britt. And that includes your little hand jive that, to me, looked more like a handjo-" Santana explains before getting cut off by Joe.

"Is there any way Mr. Sche could come back?" Joe asks.

"Listen to me. We have never lost sectionals before, and there is no way we're gonna do it under my watch," Finn says. "We can and we will succeed. We need an ambitious number with a strong dance element. That's the Warblers' calling card, and we need to blow them out of the water. And Mike said he'd easily show one of our guys how to do the dance number."

"I did?" Mike questions.

"Crap. I, uh... I kind of forgot to ask you about that. But one of the guys is gonna have to take the lead with Britt. So, who's it gonna be?" Finn asks.

"Hello? White chocolate," Sam says before he gets up and starts beatboxing. Just then the bell starts ringing for the next period.

Later in the day, all of the girls are sat in the choir room while the boys are in the auditorium. "Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses," Brittany says.

"We are winners, which is why Finn has asked us to come shower you with the inspiration that is the Unholy Trinity," Santana says.

"Santana, Brittany and I knew each other so well that I could tell by the slightest quiver in Santana's upper lip which way we were gonna move, whether our hips were gonna shake or shimmy," Quinn says.