Meanwhile in America's house
America: HELL YEAH! It's about time we've legalized it, love is love, bruh.
Obama: #LoveWins
Canada: *whispers*
America: What was that?
Canada: ... Considering I legalized gay marriage 10 years ago, you're a bit behind.
America: Shhh... It's important that you stay quiet so I cAN BASK IN MY GLORIOUS HERO-LIKE LEGALIZATION.
Canada: I'm going back to my mountain gazing, you aboot piece of shit.
America: Uh, whatever. I'm gonna find some guy and get married now *looks at (enter your America x character ship)*
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Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!
FanfictionJust read the title. It's just Hetalia Crack! Or is it... Er, I think it is. *Updates are random*