Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!

Dis Book and birdie

I changed the book title to hetalia crack for a few seconds and then searched for hetalia crack. Turns out, It would be #10 on the search. But I like the title it has so this book will keep it's place at around #30-40.

I'd like to thanks you all for 2K reads! I felt like it was only yesterday I had 1K reads... And I remember when I only had 1 reader... I'm not gonna be emotional.

To thank you all, I will try to write 2 other chapters! I have a list of ideas I've never used, but the lazy me sticks to a chapter a day or less. Ugh the struggle!!

Ps. The birdie in the title is not Canada.

~Anyways I will now write write~

Scene: Kitchen with the FACE family.

All: *eating French toast*

Bird: (I'm bored... Hey, I'll go fly into the house!)

House: OH HELL NAH! *closes window*

Bird: *hits window and falls*

America: What the fuq was dat?

England: Watch your language, Alfred!

France: Oh non! A bird 'it zhe window!

Canada: Someone help the poor thing.

England: Alright, I'll help.

France: I 'ope it's ok. Birds usually die from flying into windows, and I think zis one 'as broken it's neck!

England: He might just be stunned you git.

Canada: Pick him up or so something.

England: *picks up bird in towel* He's ok, he's blinking and moving.

France: *sighs* Put 'im at zhe base of zhe tree.

England: *does as me he is told* There. He's ok.

Canada: I think it's bleeding.

France: Oh non, what if it's internal bleeding?!

America: Dudes, he might have just shit himself, calm down.

England: ... Ok? *goes back to bird* It's just berries, not blood.

Canada: Good, he'll be ok.

France: Look 'e's moving!

America: Why did he fly into the window?

Britain: ... I think the house is aggressive towards birds since they crap on it.

France: 'ow I is the 'ouse mad?

Britain: Er, it's America's fault!

America: WHAT?!

Britain: I was making a new spell to give someone better character, and I spilled it on the ground by accident. It was meant to be for America, but the house got it.

House: Yeah that's right.

America: ... WE SHOULD MOVE!

France, Britain, and Canada: Agreed!

All: *move*

House: Whatever....

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Wow that was random.

The bird thing really happened to me... I felt bad.

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