Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!

Stereotypes!

•I'm gonna make them react to the stereotype song!•

Author: You will all listen to the stereotype song by Your Favorite Martian, parts that reference you, and will give me and the readers your input. Go!

"You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda of ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, and It goes a little something like this~

~I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn-"

Japan: What? We don't arr rove tentacre porn! That's a farse accusation!

Prussia: NEIN! It'z un stereotype!

"-and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes~"

Author: Let's skip forward...

"~Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shotguns.~"

America: -.- I thought Britain would only call me fat... We're heros, Not obnoxious! But I can't argue with that last part...

"And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.~"

Spain: Well... Talk about all these children and then Romano-

Romano: I-A HEARD THAT JERK BASTARD!

Spain: We can put cond-

Author: MOVING ON! *whispers* Sorry Spain! I've got to cut it short!

"~Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they roll. Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish giy, and they're out of control like a Chinese driver!~"

China: Aiya! Not fair! You should see Italy drive! Not far we get all judgement in driving!

Japan: You two shourd stay off the road. It's dangerous.

China: You younger nations are so immature...

Author: And we'll skip some of the song...

"~And I love them Puerto Ricans, even though they wash their ass about once a week and, I'm just joking. If you didn't know then you're a little slow and your probably from Poland.~"

Poland: ... HEY! That's like, not cool!

Soul Eater Evans: I know right?

Author: SOUL! Sorry! Back to the song without breaking the fourth wall much (not gonna work).

"~Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell if you love the outback redneck Australians-"

Australia: Oi! Mate, we're not all rednecks! Ya don't even know enough about me! I only got a minute of screen time... *grumble grumble*

"-And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude-"

Britain: Really? =.= You're insulting our teeth and not our food? Git.

"-And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Mamma mia!~"

Romano: Who-a wrote this again?! We-a don't think we're smooth! WE KNOW! Stupid bastard...

Italy: Ve~ I-a agree with Lovino!

"And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy woman don't shave their pits.~"

France: Zat might be true, but zey are still beautiful, non?

Author: *eye twitch* (I'm French) And he doesn't even disagree... But we are beautiful!

"Uh oh! You're all on my checklist, even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.~"

Russia: Will Your Favorite Martian become one with me? He said I'm on his checklist. ^J^

Author: Uhh... Did you have vodka for breakfast?

Russia: Da!

Author: ... Why did I even ask? Anyways, I'm gonna stop it here! I don't know some of the characters that well to do this reaction thingy (you can tell) and this took a while.

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Anyways, comment a song or video you would like for them to react! There might be some I won't do (probs will though) and I'll keep writing!

P.S. this is my longest chapter!

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