•This is how I imagine America introducing England to Davie•
America: Wazzup, dude?! This is my bro Davie, say hi, Iggy!
England: Hello, Davie. It's a pleasure meeting you.
Davie: Same here bushy brows ;D
America: Hahaha I told him to say that, cool right?
England: Oh great another nuisance.
America: Oh! Right Davie, this is England. He's gay.
England: SHIT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU DON'T TELL STRANGERS THAT--
America: Davie's not a stranger.
England: HE IS TO ME!
America: I've known him longer than I know you.
England: I DON'T KNIW HIM THAT WELL.
Davie: Ohhh...
England: =_= Oh what?
Davie: You're gay together!
England: Ugh, him?! Never.
America: Iggy ;-; you hurt my feelings.
England: *mimics America's whining*
Davie: Knew it.
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Sorry if you don't ship UsUk, this was the only thing I felt like writing atm.Otherwise I'd do another (insert America x country ship here) thing so I do t recurve hate or anything.
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