America is a savage?

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•This is how I imagine America introducing England to Davie•

America: Wazzup, dude?! This is my bro Davie, say hi, Iggy!

England: Hello, Davie. It's a pleasure meeting you.

Davie: Same here bushy brows ;D

America: Hahaha I told him to say that, cool right?

England: Oh great another nuisance.

America: Oh! Right Davie, this is England. He's gay.

England: SHIT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU DON'T TELL STRANGERS THAT--

America: Davie's not a stranger.

England: HE IS TO ME!

America: I've known him longer than I know you.

England: I DON'T KNIW HIM THAT WELL.

Davie: Ohhh...

England: =_= Oh what?

Davie: You're gay together!

England: Ugh, him?! Never.

America: Iggy ;-; you hurt my feelings.

England: *mimics America's whining*

Davie: Knew it.

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Sorry if you don't ship UsUk, this was the only thing I felt like writing atm.

Otherwise I'd do another (insert America x country ship here) thing so I do t recurve hate or anything.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 14, 2015 ⏰

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