~This chapter will be based off real life happeningssssszzz~
America: *relaxing at the pool*
England: *tagged along with him for no reason*
France: *went with him to annoy England*
Canada: *stayed home after the bird chapter*
America: Britain, dude, ya want anything to eat? I'm getting sliders.
England: I'll have scones-
America: They don't have any.
England: I'll just get chips then.
France: Do they 'ave wine?
America: It's a pool snack bar. No.
France: 'ow about cheese?
America: I'll get ya a cheese stick.
~~~~squiggly time skip partay~~~~~~
America: I can't eat anymore... Ugh.
England: Why not? You've only had three servings so far.
America: I don't know... I might have been because of those... Scones.
France: America! You ate scones?! Didn't we all discuss the health consequences?
America: Well...
*flashback*
+America went to Virginia around the time Author went+
America: *finds butterscotch scones on table* Wow, they look good. As long as it's not made in England, it's ok!
*time-skip*
America: *sitting by a bonfire* Oh yeah! I brought the scones!
Canada: *shows up for the sake of the story and broke the fourth wall* America, if you eat those you'll get sick.
America: What if I mess them up?
Canada: ...
America: *burns scones in bonfire* *eats scones* They weren't that bad...
Canada: AMERICA! You burnt the scones and that means they'll taste like England's scones!
America: ... Too bad. I'm not gonna get sick or anything! I've got my hamburger health care!
*flashback ends*
France: It was nice knowing you, Amérique.
England: Wonderful. Did you you get my chips?
America: Yup. *hands chips*
England: These are American chips... I should've asked for fries, maybe you would have understood.
America: Too bad, you pay for my pain!
England: I'm gonna go join Canada at home. *leaves*
America: Fine.
France: Want to go to a Lady Ga Ga concert?
America: Sure.
Both: *leave*
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Chapters are getting odder and odder and longer. Like, wtf I thought I was lazy.
Don't expect anything else today. I'm working on reactions for videos.
Also, vote, comment, like, please!
PS. I am at the pool right now and wondering if it's the scone's fault.
Also... My mom's was trying to read this and I shot her a death glare. Note to self: NEVER do that to a pregnant woman. And she doesn't know! MWAHAHAHA!
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