Japan- I ruv cats! Mr. Greece does too! I wonder who else ruvs them as much as we do? Maybe Mr. Itary?
Italy: Ve~ I-a want pastaa~
Japan- Herro Mr. Itary! Do you ruv cats?
Italy: Yes I-a do! Like I-a love pasta!
Bitch face: Japan? Ruv? Herro? It sounds like I'm watching scooby-doo-bee-talia!
Author: That makes no sense...
Italy: I-a like scooby doo!
Japan: I'm sorry, this is how I usuarry speak.
Bitch face: Usuarry? Use the dictionary!
Author: SHUT THE F UP AND BE NICE TO JAPAAAN!!!
Bitch face: No. Japan, say I love lollipops from Italy's lobster.
Japan: *sigh* If you go away.
Bitch face: Sure (-_^)
Japan: I ruv rorripops from Itary's robster!
Bitch face: OK bye!
Japan: (°_°) I hate arr of this...
Italy: Aww we all-a love you Kiku!
*Axis and Allies show up* All: We do!
Prussia: Ja, jou don't only sound like scooby doo! Many other awesome people have accents like that! Including me! Zhe awesome Prussia!
Author: True. (Ps. Bitch face is now resting in hell)
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Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!
FanficJust read the title. It's just Hetalia Crack! Or is it... Er, I think it is. *Updates are random*
