Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!

Sherlock it

I was originally going to write about last night when I ate too many tomatoes... But something interesting happened just now. 0.0

Right now my family and the Germans are in a car going to the beach, and we're stick on a bridge.

We don't really know what's happening, but I've watched enough Sherlock Holmes. And I'm sure someone just farted. Whatever-

Clue one: helicopters and police vehicles.

Clue two: they stopped all the cars from passing.

Clue three: there's something on fire.

That's it. My mom thinks they are looking for someone, but my stepdad thinks there was a fire somewhere.

My sis now thinks there's an Ebola patient (doubt it).

Bad note: We are next to a gasoline-tank truck. And there's a fire. OMG shit-

I'm scared •.• help!

We're also next to a Coka Cola truck so that's ok.

Update: apparently they think Obama is at the private airport near here and they are blocking off cars so we don't "blow them up" or something... Really America?

(Off distance voice) I REGRET NOTHING!

Thanks Obama.

Vote and comment please!

Ok now we are moving.

I looked behind me and there's a whole lot of fruking cars, like, shit!