America and his rubber

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~Please! I hope you don't think anything bad of America because of this chapter!!! Also it's kind of based off a meme~

America: Hey Iggy!

Britain: Yes America? *twitches* Don't use that nickname...

America: Duuude! That hot girl over there? We're going to my place to have drinks!

Britain: Why are you telling me this?! I don't care about your sex life!!

Japan: *pops out of a bush* Yes you do. Sexuar tension.

America: Ok. Umm... Can I borrow some rubber?

Britain: What would you need rubber for? (In Britain they call erasers rubber)

America: Well, we don't want-

Britain: Actually I don't care. Here take it. *hands America an eraser*

America: ...

Britain: =.= What?

America: Whatever. I'll just call Russia again. See ya bro!

Britain: Stupid git-faced wanker...

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And I need to be more creative!!!!!!

Also vote, comment, and like please!

Kesesesesesesesesesese~

I need to calm down and stop rewatching the beautiful world (I bought it!!!!!)

Sorry for wasting your time.

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