This is my first crack
~Featuring Alfred and Arthur~
(Played to the tune of Do you wanna build a snowman?)
Alfred: Do you want to play with soldiers?
Or punch Francis in the balls?
Arthur: ...
Alfred: I didn't see you this earlier,
Come out the door.
It's like you shaved your brows!
Arthur: IT'S BLOODY TWO IN THE MORNING!
Alfred: We used to be a ship, but now it's mainly FraUK...
Bu-
Arthur- YOU WANKER I'M ON THE LOO!
Alfred: ...
Arthur: ...
Alfred: ...
Arthur: =_=
Alfred: ... Is that code name for something?
Arthur: *facepalm*
~Scene Fin~
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Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!
FanfictionJust read the title. It's just Hetalia Crack! Or is it... Er, I think it is. *Updates are random*
