Hetalia CRACKTASTICNESS!

Why is...

The pic up there is random. ^ Just saying that. It has nothing to do with this chapter.

Real note: I have so much school work so I haven't been on Wattpad in a bit. I just recovered from having pneumonia and a fever of 102. Yay! No school for 4 days!! Anyways... As I promised, google. ((Ps. My responses are Hetalia related))

Key

Bold= What I typed

Normal font= What Google added on

Italics= What my response is

Why is Canada...

So expensive

Bitch, he's the best male stripper you'll ever know.

So nice

If you were invisible and someone finally noticed you, I don't think you'd be a dick.

A country

Da fuq is your point?

So peaceful

Did you see the episode with the Canadian club? Drinking coffee, mountain gazing, flannel shirts... The meaning of life?

Why is Sealand...

A country

Don't get him started.

Not a country

You better run.

Why is America...

Called America

Some guy... I dunno.

So fat

Listen here you ignorant bitch-

In dept

I dunno, ask China.

Why is France...

Called France

Stop asking why they're called what they're called!

Important

Why isn't France important?

Famous

His hair.

Why is Britain...

So rainy

I don't know! Weather!

So hard to invade

Omg. Thissssss. Ask Prussia... Or America... ;)

The black sheep of Europe

Guys, I present to you what pops up when Hetalians have google.

So expensive

Bitch, he's better than Canada. Have you heard that accent?

Why is England...

The wettest country

You seriously did not ask that.

*whispers* America.

Bad at football

You mean soccer? Just kidding.

The three lions

I Honestly don't know what that is...

Why is Russia...