Official-nado 30

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~Holy shit 30 chapters, bro, this is epic ((must read in Pewdiepie voice))

So the Hetalia beach fanfic will be official as of some time this week. It will have pairings and different characters will arrive at different times/ chapters to the beach, and yeah. For song fics I'll just put them in this book since it's like a parody and it's a crack.

Now for some crack~

+America and Iggy were drinking in a bar. Ps. One is drunk+

America: So, I think hamburgers are love, and hamburgers are life.

England: Not b-bloody true! It's Shrek!

America: Uh, dude I changed it to hamburgers.

England: Oh hail naw! I m-might be a bit sluggish, but I haven't the foggiest why you'd change Shrek to shark or... Oh, you said hamburgers not sharks.

America: No shit Sherlock!

England: Don't use my shows in vain!

America: You sure as hell ain't in Kansa, Iggy!

England: DON'T C-CALL ME THAT! And are you implying I'm no longer 'in you'?

America: eue yesh. Yeah I am. Also, there's a movie you shout watch while... UI.

England: I'm not UI but what's the movie?

America: Neither am I. The movie is the best, worst movie ever. It's Sharknado.

England: Wait- what if sharks met Shrek?

America: ...

England: ...

America: ... Shreknado

England: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-

America: No

England: You bloody wanker, don't tell me not to fucking curse!

America: *sprays Iggy with water* Bad Iggy! Go watch Shrek is love again and imagine Shreknado.

England: NO!

America: Fine, I'll work on the movie Shreknado.

England: I'll go sleep until I become sober..

America: You're not really drunk, but whatever.

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