The kings and queen(Yandere Wakfu x Reader) DISCONTINUED

The Ugly Pageant

We see our heroes walking through a forest as the sun shines bright and the sky is as blue as ever.

Amalia: My feet are like jelly. I can't take another step.

Yugo: We're completely lost!

Y/N: Why did we even get lost in the first place?

Yugo: the map!

Eva: Yugo's not wrong.

Ruel: This map doesn't help. It's too easily insulted.

Y/N: maybe we need to be nicer to them?

Ruel, rolling his eyes: I was only joking when I said that I was gonna use it to wipe my...

Y/N: maybe you shouldn't joke about that Ruel...

Dally notices a handkerchief landing on his foot and picks it up, smiling. He then sniffs it.

Dally: I wonder who this wonderful and beautiful scent belongs to.

Dally laughs and looks around for where the handkerchief came from.

???: Help me. Help me. Help me! Please help me, someone. Help me. Help me. Who will be the valiant knight who comes to save a real life princess from her curse? Who will be my Prince Charming? Come to me, valiant knight. We shall marry, live happily ever after, and have lots of children!

Dally, drooling: A princess? A beautiful damsel in distress?

Dall then runs up to the tower and looks up, where a rope of hair is dropped down. Dally jumps on the hair and starts to climb it. The rest of the group are calmly walking up to Dally, and then stop when they see him climbing a rope of hair.

Ruel: That's it.The last ounce of intelligence just drooled out of his mouth.

Eva: Ah, men. A bit of makeup, some sweet talk, and they lose their head. They're all the same.

Yugo: at this rate, we're not gonna get to Oma Island any time soon.

Y/N: Shouldn't we help Dally get down?

Amalia walks up to a sign covered in vines and puts theory hand on it, the vines moving out of the way so they could properly read the sign.

Amalia: Hey, look! There are real pretty pictures hidden under here.

Y/n: those look like danger signs Amalia.

Amalia: I get that from the pictures, but can't understand them though. What's it saying?

Eva: That's Osamodas. Should have gone to class more often, princess. "Leave all hope behind. Run for your life. Very grave risk of death."

Y/N: That's horrible!

Ruel: Well, that explains why there isn't a soul in sight.

Eva: "And above all, do not enter the Haunted Tower."

Y/N: you mean the tower Dally is climbing? That haunted tower?

Yugo: Yeah! We'd better warn Percedal!

Everyone nods in agreement. Dally still climbs the rope of hair, almost at the top. Dally hears the rest of the gang shouting something, and looks down, seeing them waving at him with concerned looks, trying to get him down. Dally misinterprets this and waves at them.

Dally: Watch them cheer their hero! Dry your eyes, beautiful damsel! Sir Percedl has come to rescue you!

Dally then starts to swing on the rope of hair, getting prepped to jump. He then jumps and lands on the windowsill.