"KITTY!!" Nifty screamed as she ran across the room to Hello Kitty who was minding her own business until Nifty came along. Nifty proceeded to pet Hello Kitty furiously and Hello Kitty was very mad.
"Stop that!" Hello Kitty protested.
"Ehehehe kitty!!" Said Nifty, as she tugged a little on Hello Kitty's ear.
"OW!" Said Hello Kitty.
Suddenly Alastor appeared and then he instantly exploded. (Rest in pieces)
Nifty grinned wide. "I was wondering where I put my C4!"
Hello Kitty makes a break for it, but Nifty is faster. The little cat is quickly pinned down in the hellish dirt. She looks up at the freak of nature as Nifty's grin turns sharp and predatory. Hello Kitty gulps, she was on her last life and was ready to embrace the cold touch of death.
Suddenly Nifty gave Hello Kitty a massive hug. "KITTY!" Hello Kitty sighed with relief.
"Do you wanta see my roach puppet show!" Nifty laughed and pulled out a bunch of roaches. Hello kitty puked on the sight and Nifty started to cry because she's a little baby.
"You're kinda gross tbh." said Hello Kitty, Nifty cried even more.
"I HATE KITTY! STAB STAB STAB!" And she stabbed Hello Kitty so much she died.
Rest in peace Hello Kitty I love you
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