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Sonic Meets Breaking Bad: The Powerpuff Sonic

Walter White stared into his pot of gobbeldygook pensively. He needed to make the best blue there was. He had all the ingredients he needed!

 1. Sugar.

 2. Spice. 

3. Everything nice. 

He just had to stir it over a simmering flame. Over his shoulder, Jessie gulped loudly. "Are y-you sure about this boss?" 

Walter White glared at him. "Sure is my middle name."

 "I thought your middle name was danger-" Walter White plunged the wooden spoon into the bubbling liquid, stirring as quickly as he could. He kept stirring faster and faster, unable to take his eyes off the gleaming cerulean that bubbled and swirled. Eventually, sparks began flying off the liquid's surface. 

"Look out, Walter!" Jessie yelped, but the creature that emerged was faster. It was a strange, bipedal blue hedgehog that rammed itself into the wall, moving at lighting speed. 

"GOTTA GO FAST!" it exclaimed, beginning once again to speed up-- "Sonic's the name, and speed's the game-- smell ya later!" He leaped out the door of the trailer in a whirling mess of limbs as Jessie and Walter stared in shock. 

"What the fuck did you make Mr. White? How the fuck are we supposed to keep our new creation secret? It just ran out the fuckin door!" 

"I... I don't know Jesse. Maybe if we're able to create some sort of concoction to make the trailer drive faster... maybe if we can create a sort of.. car meth.." 

"Y'know, I thought you were a little odd when you first told me you wanted to cook.. but this? You're out of your mind, Mr. White. But I really have no choice but to help you." They loaded meth into the gas tank, starting up the RV. "Boss, that bitch is blue!" Jesse pointed out as the RV took off after the hedgehog. 

"Yes Jesse, I know," Walter huffed, upset that his beautiful creation had already gotten away so fast. 

"It must be the crystal meth we cooked that I put in there!" Walter looked at Jesse.

 "You what?" 

"I put some crystal in the pot... was I not supposed to?" 

Walter erupted with anger. "I said add, 'everything nice'!" 

"I did!" Jesse defended himself, covering his eyes with his palms.

 "That's it," Walter groaned, pushing Jesse out of the RV as they were driving over a conveniently timed bridge. Jesse fell down before being caught by a flash of blue light! Sonic the Hedgehog saved Jesse Pinkman and promptly made his way to confront Walter. 

"That's no good!" He yelled. "You're just a big old bully. And I'm gonna teach you some-"

 Sonic was cut off because Walter fucking hit Sonic with the RV because Sonic was talking too much.