Adam X Lute: Undying Love

Adam: Pov

Well today turned out better than expected! Dangertits and I are getting back to the same page. And today was the first day I haven't cried in three months.

Progress!!!

But I had to cut our lunch short as Sera's bitch ass called me a in for a meeting. What could that bitch possibly want now? I head towards her office which is like halfway across fucking heaven. But I eventually get there and knock on the door to the meeting room.

"Come on in Adam" I hear her say

I slam the door open as I go and take a seat "the fuck do you want sera? I was busy"

"Busy with your lieutenant?" She smirked raising her eyebrow.

"Wait, what, huh.... No why would you say HUH" I said blushing a little

"I was just kidding Adam" she said with a chuckle "any way I called you in here for reason Adam"

"Spit it out already jeez" I reply

"In this years extermination" she gagged upon saying the word "I don't want you or any of the exorcist attacking any overlords"

"But Whyyyyyyyyyy" I whined "they actually put up a fight so it's so much more satisfying when we kill them"

"Ok.....anyway we've been informed that they were able to get there hands on angelic steel"

"HOW?"

"That's nothing for you to worry about but stay clear of them got it?" She said in a stern voice

"Yea, yea whatever can I leave now"

She nodded and I left. Man that was so lame killing overlords were so much fun god damn it. As I was getting ready to fly back to training this annoying ass voice comes from behind me. Fuck it was some virtue chick recording me.

"Is that the first man Adam?" She says with her phone pointing at me

"Yea babe what do you want?"

She gets up close and touches my chest

"Can't a girl just say hi to the first dick" she says as her hand moves lower to my crotch.

"Whoa hold your horses" I push her off me "I love sex don't get me wrong but I" shit I don't know what to say

"But what?" She asks

"I-uh ummmmm have a girlfriend, yes that's right"

"Really the mighty dick settled down again"

"Yea what's it to yuh"

"Oh nothing but me and my 30,000 live viewers would love to know who she is"

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

"Why would I tell you her name" I say as I try to walk away

I take off and try not to think about the complete bullshit I just spat out of my mouth. There's no way there were actually 30,000 live viewers right? This could be bad. Everyone knew the stories of my wives so the prospect of me settling down was big news. But this is bad as it wasn't even true.

As I land back at the training grounds I pull out my phone and it's blowing up. Fuuuuuuuuck I'm getting messages left and right. From people congratulating me to confusion to god damn death threats holy shit dude. People in heaven are bat shit crazy.

I sneak inside as I don't want any of the girls to catch me and confront me about it. I'm able to get inside my office without any detection. As I close the door the clarity of what I just did came to me. I can't believe what I just did. I just lied to the entirety of heaven. I sit down and slam my fist against the desk.

Right as I do that I look over and realize the lute is fucking sleeping the fuck? She's curled up in her knees on the floor holding something.

Then it hit me what the fuck is lute gonna think when she finds out oh fuck no fuuuck no. That's it I'm fucking leaving. I rush out my office and slam the door shut and take up through the air again. I'm gonna go to my house and lock myself in there for as long as I possibly fucking can. 

This has become a god damn nightmare.