Kung Fu Panda One Shots

"Agony" (Po and Crane sing a song)

A/N: THIS SONG IS FROM INTO THE WOODS. I HAVE A CASE OF INTO THE WOODS FEVER. DON'T JUDGE. BTW, CRANE IS THE BROWN HAIRED PRINCE, PO IS THE BLONDE PRINCE. IF THE VIDEO DOESN'T WORK, HERE:
https://youtu.be/YmixlJ79ZF0

Po an Crane were by a waterfall arguing over who's got it worse with a girl. "Crane! She practically makes me feel ten feet below her level!" Po said. Crane rolled his eyes. "I feel as though I'm too far behind!" Crane said. Po shook his head and splashed some water on his face.

(Crane:)
"Did I abuse her,
or show her disdain?
Why does she run from me?
If I should lose her, how shall I regain
the hear she has won from me?

Agony...
Beyond power of speech.
When the one thing you want,
is the only thing out of your reach!!"

(Po:)
"High in her tower,
she sits by the hour
maintaining her fur.
Live and becoming
and frequently humming
lighthearted for sure...

Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah...

Agony...
far more painful than yours!

When you know she would go with you
if there only were doors."

(Both:)
"Agony...
Oh the torture they teach."

(Po:)
"What's as intriguing,"
(Crane:)
"Or half so fatiguing,"
(Both:)
"as what's out of reach?!"

(Crane:)
"Am I not sensitive, clever, well mannered, considerate, passionate, charming, as kind as I'm handsome, and a master in the zone!?"

(Po:)
"You are everything maidens could wish for."

(Crane:)
"Then why no?"

(Po:)
"Do I know?"

(Crane:)
"The girl must be mad."

(Po:)
"You know nothing of madness!!
'till you're climbing with care,
and you see her up there...
as you're nearing her,
all the while hearing her.....

Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah..."

(Both:)
"Agony..."

(Crane:)
"Misery!"

(Po:)
"Woe!"

(Both:)
"Though it's different for each..."

(Crane:)
"Always ten steps behind..."

(Po:)
"Always ten feet below...."

(Both:)
"And she's just out of reach!!"

(Both:)
"Agony...
That can cut like a knife.

I must have her......to......wife!....."

Tigress and Viper were hidden in the trees about ten feet above and ten steps away from the boys. "He does care...." They said simultaneously. They hurried back to the palace before they were caught.

A/N: TADA? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I PRACTICALLY PISSED MYSELF THINKING OF HOW THE VIDEO WOULD LOOK! XD ANYWAY, PEACE! COMMENT AND VOTE!!!! :D