Kung Fu Panda One Shots

The Other Side

Mei Ling, Crane, Tigress, and Po were watching over the palace for the weekend while the others were away. They were in Crane's room, and were all drinking Sake. "So you'll show us the video?" Crane asked. "Um, well, um...." Po said. "Have them sing and dance to it instead!!!!!!" Mei Ling cried. "I'm game." Tigress said. "What?!? Since when?" Po asked. "Since now! Play it Mei Ling." Mei Ling played the song. Tigress started.

"In the beginning,

I never thought it would be you.

When we were chilling,

Smiling in the photo booth.

But we got closer. (yeah)

Soon you were eating off my spoon.

You're coming over,

And we would talk all afternoon."

Po got ready to sing with Tigress. He watched as she put attitude into her "performance".

"Tonight we’ll just get drunk,

Disturb the peace,

Find your hands all over me,

And then you bite your lip,

Whisper and say, “We’re going all the way.”"

Po joined Tigress.

"Tonight

Take me to the other side.

Sparks fly like the Fourth of July.

Just take me to the other side,

I see that sexy look in your eyes.

And I know we ain’t friends anymore,

If we walk down this road,

We’ll be lovers for sure.

So tonight kiss me like it’s do or die,

And take me to the other side."

Tigress stops and Po continues.

"This could be perfect, (yeah)

But we won’t know unless we try. (try)

I know you’re nervous,

So just sit back and let me drive.

Tonight we’ll just get drunk,

Disturb the peace.

Find your hands all over me,

And then you bite your lip.

Whisper and say, “We’re going all the way.”"

Tigress joined.

"Tonight,

Take me to the other side.

Sparks fly like the Fourth of July,

Just take me to the other side.

I see that sexy look in your eyes,

And I know we ain’t friends anymore.

If we walk down this road,

We’ll be lovers for sure.

So tonight kiss me like it’s do or die,

And take me to the other side."

(Whoa)

Both:

"Kiss me like it’s do or die,

And take me to the other side."

Tigress:

"Tonight we’ll just get drunk

Disturb the peace, let your love crash into me."

Po:

"And then you bite your lip.

Whisper and say, “We’re going all the way.”

"Tonight.

Take me to the other side,

Sparks fly like the Fourth of July. (yes, we do, yeah).

Just take me to the other side. (take me, baby)

I see that sexy look in your eyes,

And I know we ain’t friends anymore. (oh, no)

If we walk down this road,

We’ll be lovers for sure.

So tonight (so tonight) kiss me like it’s do or die (kiss me, kiss me)

And take me to the other side.

(Whoa)

Take me to the other side

(Whoa)

And take me to the other side

(Whoa)

Kiss me like it’s do or die

(Whoa)

And take me to the other side."

"Yay!! You guys are still awesome!" Mei Ling slurred. "WeshouldstopdrinkingMeiMei." Crane slurred, handing Po a bottle of Sake before he and Mei Ling passed out on the ground. Tigress took the bottle from Po and sucked down as much of the bitter liquid as she could. Po drank the rest. Tigress, now fully aware that Po was drunk, took her chance. She ran her hands over the panda's chest, and allowed him to pick her up in his arms, as she wrapped her legs around him. Tigress leaned forward to Po's ear. "Take me to the other side, Po." she whispered. "Gladly." Po whispered back as he left Crane's room and went into Tigress's. Tigress purred and moaned happily as Po took his and hers clothes off and got on top of her.
A/N Ô.Ô OHHHHHH! IMMA TELL SHIFU!!!!!!!!!!! XD JUST KIDDIN'! WONDER WHAT'LL HAPPEN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'LL FIND OUT.