Kung Fu Panda One Shots

I'm Just...A Little Curious..

"TIGRESSSSSSS!!" A squeal came from down the hall.
'Oh no. Nono. Please let the gods above save me from this..' Tigress thought as she hid, gulping.

"Found you!!" Viper grinned. Tigress let out a squeak and groaned. "Viper I don't want to do that...face...stuff and..wear a flowy thingy and go hang out with a male..in a romantic...way."
"Tigress come on!! Please??? I need you there for moral support!" Viper pleaded.

"Then I'll wear a suit. Viper I told you I don't do..dress up." Tigress said stubbornly. ".."

"...fine. You'll wear a suit."

                 *le spongebob voice*
                TWO HOURS LATER

Tigress huffed in boredom as she sat at the bar counter, lazily rubbing her finger around the tip of a wine glass. Viper wanted to go to the bar with her best friend from when she was a kid, Draco. The male snake was a sweet guy, but was very cunning, and had already seduced Viper. Tigress shivered in disgust. Snake sex...its so weird... She sighed.

"Heyyyyyy pretty lady.."

Tigress growled slightly at the tone and turned around, expecting a guy, but instead she found herself face to face with a female leopard. Tigress felt the heat rise to her cheeks as she took in every little detail of the feline. Her curves, the way her tail swished, how her ears swiveled, her chest rising and falling with each breath she took..

Tigress shook her head out of it. "Hello." she answered. "Oh for fucks sake Tigress you could sooooo do better than a hello!" she scolded herself. She heard a soft giggle.

"Tigress, right? I'm Storm..nice to meet you." Storm put her hand out to shake hands with Tigress. Tigress blushed lightly. "How do you know my name...Storm.." she asked.

"Well for starters, you are a kung fu master...and..well I heard what you said about the hello..you kinda thought out loud.." Storm laughed gently.

"A-ah..I apologize for that, I have been having a rough night.." Tigress explained. Storm laughed gently. Oh how Tigress loved that laugh. It was so soft, so sweet, so contagious. Tigress found herself drawn to the sound. "Hello??"

"Huh? What?" Tigress snapped out of her thoughts. Storm grinned. "I asked if you want another drink, I'm buying myself one." she said. Tigress nodded. 'Damn...why is she so captivating..'

Storm bought them both a drink and she moved to sit at the bar with Tigress. "You know...you're the first girl I've met who wears a suit.." Storm began. Tigress blushed lightly.

"In fact...I thought you were a dude when I first saw you.." Storm said. Tigress nodded. "Ahh that was the point love."

"Love?" Storm rose an eyebrow, amused. 'Oh fucking fuckwads!!' Tigress thought. "I'm..gay..I call everyone that.."

"If you're gay why would you call a guy that?" Storm pointed out. Tigress blinked. "Huh. Never thought of it like that.." Storm giggled again. Oh that laugh..

Tigress smiled at her. "So...its nice to meet you Storm..would you...care to accompany me else where. This place is beginning to smell only of alcohol and sex." Storm nodded.

"Oh yes please, I hate the smell." She said. "Lovely." Tigress smiled and held out an arm for Storm to link with Tigress's, and they began walking out of the bar together.

(((I HATE TO STOP THIS SO SHORT, I'LL MAKE PART TWO TOMORROW, JUST CHILLAX, I NEED TO GO RELAX, ENJOY THIS LITTLE CUTE SMOL BEAN ONESHOT I WROTE.)))

Also I've noticed that it's been a year since I updated this or more than a year really, so I'm going to begin updating it more more often. Don't worry about anything I'll make sure to update about every month or so; at least until I can get you know, more accustomed to writing a lot of chapters. I've had writer's block a lot lately...so yeah..
ALSO!! Feel free to comment on this and give me your favorite homosexual ship for the series, I want to write more.

PPPPS: I AM CHANGING THE RATING TO M. FOR LANGUAGE.