Kung Fu Panda One Shots

Truth or Dare, But I Still Ship It.

"Please, c'mon guys....it'll be fun!!!" Po begged the Five. "Po...." Mantis began. "Please?" Po begged. "No, Po." Tigress said. "Tigress if you don't, I'll tell them." Po threatened to tell the others about the night Tigress slept in his arms. "W..WH..WHAT?!? NO!!! PO PLEASE DON'T!!" Tigress begged. "About what?" Viper asked her best friend. "NOTHING." Tigress said sternly. "Ti.." Monkey said. "Po, please don't." Tigress said again. "TIGRESS, tell me." Viper said. Po walked up behind Tigress. "Fine!" Tigress said. Po grabbed Tigress and ran to his room, the others following while laughing extremely. "Put me down you big oaf!!" Tigress said. Po set her down on his bed. Viper spun the bottle and it stopped on Tigress. "Truth or dare, Tigress?" Viper asked. "Not truth, cuz I know what you'll ask...but I choose dare!" Tigress said. "K, I dare you to tell Po to tell us what you guys were talking about." Viper told her. Tigress looked at Po and nodded.

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"No wonder you guys didn't come back until morning." Monkey said. Po looked over at Tigress, who was asleep......again. "She went to sleep so she didn't have to deal with us. That's cold." Crane said. Tigress stirred in her sleep. "no." she said. "No." "I know how this ends. We need to wake her up."  Po said. Viper gently shook Tigress's shoulder. "Ti. Ti wake up." "Hmm?" Tigress said. "What.." Monkey began, but he was cut off. "Glad you woke me. It was turning into a nightmare." Tigress said. Po pulled Tigress next to him, causing her to blush. "OK, no questions." Tigress said. "TiPo. I ship it!!" Viper piped. "Anyone else gonna second it?" "I ship it!" Monkey said. "Ditto!" Mantis cried. "I agree." Crane said. "Let's drop i-" Tigress began. "Notion carried!" Viper replied. "Perfect." Tigress said sarcastically. "Let's just play the game." Po said.

"Fine." Monkey said, spinning the bottle. It landed on Po. The Five smiled evily, even Tigress. "Ooh, this should be fun." Tigress said. "Great. This is worse than shipping." Po said. Viper gasped. "Have it your way. Truth or Dare, but I still ship it." Viper said. Unknown to our warriors, their master was right outside the room, listening to the whole thing. Oogway's ghost stood next to him. "Shifu..." Oogway began. "Don't tell Tigress, but other than that stupid shipped name, I ship it." Shifu said, walking away.
A/N DO YOU SHIP IT?