Kung Fu Panda One Shots

Don't Ever Unkiss Me

A/N: LISTEN TO MAROON 5'S SONG "UNKISS ME" WHILE READING.

Po heard Tigress's tears. He did it again. He screwed up. Tigress and Po were in a forest far from the Valley of Peace. They had a major mission to complete, well major for two people. They had to recover the "Ruby of Truth and Lies", a ruby that can make the most honest person tell the most hurtful lies, and act completley different. They were told how to reverse the effect, by apologizing and accepting the apologizing, as well as not to touch it at the same time, but they did just that.....by accident. The effect was almost immediately. Tigress told the truth, good honest truth that doesn't hurt feelings, and was really sweet to Po; but Po, Po was distant and aggressive, and he told horrible, mean, and hurtful lies. Lies that were focused on Tigress. Lies that even hardcore Tigress couldn't handle. Lies that made Tigress cry, and feel some of the worst pain ever known. Let's flashback to the exact moment it all started.
Flashback

Tigress and Po were walking back to the Valley of Peace, and were only about three days away, and it was Wednesday; when it happened. "Po!!! Are you okay?" Tigress said. Po was dangling off the edge of a cliff, the ruby in one paw, and hanging on for dear life to the cliff with his other paw. Tigress had to think of way to get him without touching the ruby, but that was inevitable. "Po, give me your left paw." Tigress said calmy. Po looked at her like she was crazy. "Tigress, if we touch it, it will probably ruin our friendship, depending on who it affects negatively." He told her. "Po.." Tigress raised her voice. Not wanting to make her mad, Po let Tigress grab his paw. Once on level ground the effect began. Too tired to continue, they made camp.
Thursday

Tigress woke up soaking wet, and Po was already awake. "Finally! You're awake! I tried to wake you up, but you couldn't hear me. So I soaked you in water! And low and behold, you're awake." He said, throwing a towel at her. "C'mon, we have to get going." "W-w-why would-d-d y-you do tha-at?" Tigress asked softly, as she shivered uncontrollably. "It's l-l-like twenty d-degrees here." "I did it cause I wanted to and it was hilarious. Now let's go." Po said, and walked away, not even bothering to help the poor shivering tiger. Eventually, Tigress was dry, but she was still cold. So, she edged closer to Po, hoping he wouldn't mind. She was dead wrong. Po's eyes turned blood red. "What the hell are you doing?" Po asked as he pushed the tiger away. "I'm still cold Po. The least you can do is help me stay warm. After all, you did cause it." Tigress said, edging back to her spot and putting his arm around herself. That did it. Po pushed Tigress down; hard. "I don't want a god damn MONSTER hanging on me!" Po yelled. "Ahh!" Tigress cried as she fell on her arm. Tears streamed down her face, as the horrible realization of a broken arm came to her mind and the hurtful word "monster" took it's effect. Her right arm was broken. Po's eyes went back to normal. "Tigress? Oh no. Tigress." Po said as he knelt down beside her. Tigress was still crying, and now edging as far away from him a possible. Po has never sworn before, and if he did, it was never directed towards his best friend. Even when she was mean, and swore at him. "I'm-m h-h-hurt P-Po. Wh-hy?" Tigress asked, not looking him in the eyes. Po took off his jacket, and he took a roll of bandages from his bag. As he draped his jacket around her, he wrapped up her arm. "T-t-thank you Po." Tigress said quietly, still refusing to look him in the eyes. "Tigress, I don't know what happened. Forgive me." Po said, pulling her into a hug. Tigress hugged him back, an pulled away. She kissed him on the cheek. "I forgive you." She told him. Po nodded. "Get some sleep. You'll need it." "Let me sleep next to you." Tigress told him. Po smiled as she moved closer to him, nestling into his fur.
Friday

Tigress woke up first, and gently shook Po's shoulder. He didn't budge. "Po? Wake up." She said. He pushed her away and cut her stomach. "Damn it! Go to hell! Don't wake me up again you stupid ass bitch!" Po yelled, as he sat up. Tigress's eyes filled with tears as she held her now bleeding stomach. "Po, I love you, please don't be so mean." "Why am I even friends with you? You're a hurtful person, always giving me hell. Go away! NOW!" Po yelled. Tigress got up, threw his jacket on the ground, and ran away, sobbing uncontrollably. Po shook his head and gasped. 'I did it again.' He thought as he ran after her.
End Of Flashback