Kung Fu Panda One Shots

And You Get This

Tigress sighed loudly. Usually, her days went by accordingly; same schedule, same things, same timing. Like a formation of dominos. Like she could knock Sunday down and all days would fall accordingly to Saturday. Like it made sense. But....since a good friend of Crane's decided to visit, it changed Tigress's Saturday. For the better? Or for the worse? Tigress hadn't decided yet, but she is placing her bets on the latter more. Mei Ling the mountain lion is a lot like Viper. Both like to do girly things. There are very few differences between the two. But if you compare Tigress and Mei Ling, you automatically pick up on some obvious differences. For one, Tigress is a major tomboy, while Mei Ling is neither tomboy nor girly girl. She's in between. Tigress doesn't like dresses. Mei Ling has an entire closet full of just dresses. So when Mei Ling came to visit, Viper was ecstatic. Tigress....not so much. Why? Well, the answer's simple. Put Viper and Mei Ling together in one room...and add a protesting Tigress, and you get...well...

This.

"Truth or dare Tigress?" Mei Ling giggled. Tigress rolled her eyes. 'Why must we play this childish game?' Tigress thought to herself. Tigress had managed to weasel out of a make over, and dress up. But she had no idea how she'd get out of this one. Well...there is always..Plan B. "I pass." Tigress said. "What?! You can't pass!" Mei Ling said. "Choose Tigress, or...or I'll tell her about the Winter Festival event that happened to you when you were fifteen!" Viper declared. Tigress's eyes widened. "What!? N-no!" Tigress said. "Oooh..why? What happened?" Mei Ling said, now interested in the gossip. Tigress growled. Mei Ling rolled her eyes. Tigress doesn't scare her. Viper smirked. "Well, Tigress and I were going down to the village, and I MADE her wear a dress that year, but anyway, we were going to the village and-" "OKAY! Truth!" Tigress said. She mentally face pawed. 'I can not believe I am playing this stupid game.' Tigress thought. "What did happen that night?" Mei Ling asked. "Dare!" Tigress said. "Uh uh uh, you chose truth. Now speak the truth!" Mei Ling said. Tigress sighed. "Okay. Okay. That night we went down to the village and the villagers were dancing. Viper ditched me to dance with some guy, and I was going to go back to the palace when I bumped into a boy about a year older than me. He pulled me out to dance. Happy?" Tigress said. "Nope. That's not all." Viper said. Tigress growled. "And we ended up under the mistletoe! So we had to kiss! Happy now?" Tigress said. "Yep! You were blushing SO much." Viper giggled. Tigress sighed in annoyance. "Can we just move on? Because it's my turn. Viper," Tigress looked at the snake, searching for a good question. "If you had to date one of the guys here, be it Po, or Monkey, or Crane, or Mantis, who would it be?" Tigress asked. "Monkey." Viper answered without hesitation. "What?" Both the felines deadpanned. Not expecting that. At all. "Why?" Mei Ling said. If Viper had shoulders, she would've shrugged. "He's sweet." Tigress face pawed. "Trust you to fall for the most perverted being in the valley." Tigress said. "He's not perverted! Well...maybe a little....but still!" Viper said. Mei Ling just shrugged her shoulders. "Well if you get Monkey, I get Crane." Mei Ling said. This didn't come as a shock to the other females. They knew how she felt towards the avion. Tigress realized that the room became silent and that Mei Ling and Viper were looking at her. "What?" Tigress said. "Well, what about you? Who would you date?" Mei Ling said. Tigress looked at them. "I don't-" "Oh don't even bother answering!" Viper flicked her tail at Tigress. "We both know you've got it bad for Po." "What the- I do not!" Tigress said. "Come on Tigress! You remember Gongman City? You hugged him. Hugged him. I didn't even know that you knew what hugging was!" Viper said. Tigress scowled. Not ready to admit that that was the firat time she hugged someone, or...later on...someone hugged her. "That doesn't mean-" "Tigress, just admit it! You smile around him! You laugh at his jokes! You eat his freaking' noodles. I've been trying to get you to eat something other than that tofu for ten years and the panda is here for a week and you start eating noodles!" Viper smiled at the tiger master. "Lighten up. It's not like we're going to tell him." "Fine. But I swear to the gods-" Tigress stopped as she heard chuckling. She walked to the door and opened it. There, were Po, Monkey, Crane, and Mantis. "How much did you hear?" Tigress said "Uhh, everything." Po answered. Tigress looked at Po. "May I speak to you outside?" She said. Po nodded. "Yeah, sure." He said. They walked out of the barracks. Monkey looked at Viper. "You free Friday night?" He asked. "When am I not?" Viper chuckled. Monkey smiled. "C'mon. Let's leave Mei Ling and Crane alone." Viper said. She, Monkey, and Mantis left. Crane looked at Mei Ling. "Sooo....uuhhhhhh.....ummmm..." Crane stuttered. "You do realize Viper's listening right?" Mei Ling said. "Oh. Well, Uhh...you want to go to Mr. Ping's for noodles on Saturday?" Crane said. "I'd love to." Mei Ling said. Crane smiled and so did Mei Ling. "Viper, do you hear anything?" Mei Ling said. "No. Let's go find them." Viper said. She and Mei Ling looked everywhere. Suddenly, Mei Ling pointed to the Peach Tree. There, Tigress and Po could be seen. "Trust them to go to the one place I feel guilty about eavesdropping." Viper said. Mei Ling nudged Viper. "Look!" She said. They looked back at the peach Tree. Tigress nuzzled Po into a gentle kiss. "You know, I think another round of Truth or Dare when they get back will be good." Mei Ling said. "I totally agree." Viper said.

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