Kung Fu Panda One Shots

"Ain't Worth the Whiskey" (monkeyxOC)

A/N: THIS IS REQUESTED BY @deasianay ! :D I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!

'I don't care that you done me wrong
'Cause I've already moved on
I don't care what his name is
Girl, it is what it is.
I won't waste a dime
Or the bartender's time
Trying to catch a buzz
Over the thought of us.'

Pawla sighed as she downed another shot of Takila. 'I can't take it anymore. All this heartbreak.' She thought. Her ear flicked as she heard someone take a seat next to her.

'But I'll drink to a country song
To another long work week gone
And I'll raise my glass to a long lost buddy I ain't seen.
I might stay for one more round
Or I might close this place down
But don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory
Baby, you ain't worth the whiskey.'

"Hey." A male voice said. "Hi." Pawla said, not even looking at the person. "Uhhmmm, what's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?" The guy said. "Drowning my sorrows in wine and alcohol." Pawla answered, finally facing the male. Hwer eyes widened. "M-master Monkey!!" Pawla explained, bowing. Monkey chuckled. "You don't have to bow. You seem upset. What's pulling your leg?" He said.

'It don't matter what your friends say
They never liked me anyway
So if they see me drunk in this bar
It ain't over a broken heart
'Cause I'm drinking to a country song.
To another long work week gone
And I'm raising my glass to a long lost buddy I ain't seen.
I might stay for one more round
Or I might close this place down
But don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory
Baby, you ain't worth the whiskey.'

"Just trying to get over a break up." Pawla said. "So, you've decided to do so with Takila?" Monkey said. "Yes." Pawla answered. Monkey looked at her. "I don't think that its worth it." Monkey said.

'Cheers to a good country song
To another long work week gone
And, yeah, I'm raising my glass to those savin' our ass overseas.
I might stay for one more round
Hell, I might close this place down
But don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory
No, don't think for one second I'm out to drown your memory
Girl, you ain't worth the whiskey, no.
Baby, you ain't worth the whiskey.'

"I need the relief." Pawla said. Monkey sighed. "It's not worth the whiskey." Monkey said. "Yes it is!" Pawla argued. Monkey chuckled. He wrote something down on a piece of paper. "Well, when you are done getting drunk, meet me here, you know, if you want." Monkey said, sliding the paper to her. Pawla blushed lightly as the master left. "Maybe I can drink to that.." Pawla chuckled. She left the bar.

Monkey heard someone approach from behind. "Hey." Pawla said. "Hi." Monkey chuckled. "What's a guy like you doing outside at a time like this?" Pawla said. "Waiting for you." Monkey said. Pawla sat down beside him. "I don't know if I'm worth it." She said. "Yes you are." Monkey said, wrapping his arm around her. Pawla chuckled and removed his arm. "Let's take it slow first." She said. Monkey sighed but smiled. "Dinner Saturday at 6:30?" He asked. "Yep." Pawla said.

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