Little Concessions (Rick and Morty Fanfic)

Chapter Twenty-Eight - Raising Gazorpazorp

We were in Summer's room, she was talking about one of her friends for a few minutes before her boyfriend called her phone. I think her friends name was Tanya, Tammy? One of the two with the short brunette hair, she kind of reminds me of Summer by how she acts and is all girly, same attitude. She was one her phone complaining to Ethan for a few minutes before hanging up and tossing her phone to the bed. She rolled her eyes and walked up to her mirror. Boyfriend troubles, as per usual.

"Forgot to mention that I love your top, Summer." I said to her as I stood in her room, she was sort of admiring herself in the mirror. Smiling at me, she open her drawer and pulled out another shirt similar to hers, but blue.

"That's a cute one too. I love blue."

"Well, you can have it. It was some type of buy on get one free deal, which is nuts considering the price being high. Here. Try it on." She handed me the folded shirt, I smiled at her before thanking her.

"Are you sure? That's awesome, thanks." I took my t-shirt off and threw on the shirt that she gave me, looks exactly like her top, but blue... kind of like a cobalt blue.

"Welcome... Damn, you look good. Now all that's gotta be done is letting your hair down a little, the braces need to go obvi, and your huge goofy glasses! Then bam, you're a hottie."

"Hey, my glasses aren't goofy. I like them. I like my hair up in a bun."

"Your glasses take up most of your face... and your hair is always in a bun, live a little, you know?"

"Psh, thanks. Anyways, got any plans today? I was gonna go to the mall and do stuff around 5."

"Actually... now that Morty's occupied with a baby now... I did want to do something."

"What's that?"

"Well... probably won't happen, knowing how he is, but I wanted to bug Grandpa Rick to make him let me go with him. Or go on an adventure, I never went out to space. I want to go out on an adventure just me and Rick for once."

"Hah, yeah. It's usually only them two. Rick hated the idea of having me go with him and Morty somewhere. He still hates it."

"Yeah, he's an asshole. But I want to try. I'm not jealous though. Most of the time I don't give a fuck, But I want to see gross aliens and shit."

"Mhm, same." I saw gross aliens and shit, the tiny almost abandoned planets I teleport to to relax and write little songs and stuff, sometimes I had encounters with other living beings. They're usually all nice, never Have I ran into anyone evil or messed up. Except that one time...

"How about we go in the garage and ask him?" She asked, walking over to her door.

"Worth a try, if he says yes then hope you guys go somewhere cool."

"Um, you're coming. You have 4 hours until you go to the mall. You got plenty of time. And come on, how often do the two of us go out together anyway? Let's go and bug him." Ugh... he's gonna say no to her, and then seeing that she wants to tag me along, its gonna be a fuck no. I followed her out of her room and went towards the garage door. Morty, his baby, and our parents were all in the living room talking as Summer opened up the garage door.

"Out!" Rick said, without seeing Who walked in. He was more occupied with the doll on his table.

"Whatcha doing?" Summer asked, walking in as I closed the door behind us. Rick dug his hands into the doll's stomach.

"Well, I can't solve the problem my way thanks to your family's primitive biological hang-ups... gross, I might've just touched one of Morty's loads..." Gross. He wiped his hand on his pants as he worked. He then attached a usb plug to the doll, the other end of the usb was plugged into his laptop. Summer and I walked to his left side, watching him.

"But maybe I can find suitable parents for Morty Jr on this robot's home world, which is... Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system. Scoot, you two." He got up from the table and reached in his inner coat pocket, pulling out his portal gun.

"Wait, don't you need a new companion or two now that Morty's in the family way?"

"I don't do adventures with chicks, Summer." He told her as he typed in coordinates in his portal gun. He then opened up a portal.

"Oh right..." She starts as she walks in front of him, "Because there's something about having a wiener that would make me better at walking through a hole?" Just as she said that, a large red arm came out of the portal and grabbed Summer, then immediately pulled her through the portal as she screamed for help.

"Oh shit!"

"Oh crap!" Rick and I ran through the portal and were met by orange sand, orange sands and orange skies, broken parts of the sex robots half buried in the sand... also a group of alien monsters that were carrying Summer away as she shouted for help. These monsters looked very similar to Morty Jr, except that they're massive.

"Help! Help! Aah! Ahh!"

"Oh, god damn it, you two!" He said, before running towards Summer as the monsters put her down in the sand. I ran after him as the monsters circled her.

"Summer!" I shouted, before Rick pulled out his gun and aimed towards the group. He then fired at the monsters. Each shot he didn't miss, most of them had holes in their chests. When they all fell to the ground, Summer called out for help and raised her arm through one of the holes.

"Guys!" She shouted, climbing out through the hole as we ran towards her.

"Still think its a good idea to go through holes without a wiener?" Rick asked her.

"I want to go home."

"Yeah, no duh." He said to her and then pulling out his portal gun before a volleyball sized rock was thrown at him, causing him to drop the gun, breaking it from the impact.

"Oh shit!" Summer gasped and as we turned around to where the rock was thrown, we were met by another group of those monsters shouting and snarling. Rick sighed and glared at us.

"Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs."