Jerry walks through a set of sliding doors of the strange building, it looked to be some king of transportation station, like an airport or a train. He couldn't be certain, but he had a strong feeling that this was the way to return home and he decides to wait in line. He was fairly confident, with at least a 45% certainty as he approaches the window.
"Glagga blag blag?" Jerry cleared his throat a little nervously and speaks up to the alien.
"Uh, Earth, please?" After stamping a ticket, the alien hands it to Jerry, who looks at it confusedly, unsure of his next steps.
"Is this... do-do I pay?"
"AGGA BLAG BLAG BLAG!!!" The alien proceeded to yell at Jerry in its own language while Jerry hurried away, with other aliens jeering at him.
"I'm sorry! Sorry!!" Jerry said while he rushed away from the aliens. He passed by a homeless alien holding up a sign. Jerry held the ticket in his hands up to his chest as he continued to wander the streets. He was lost, did not know where to go, or what to do. He thought of going back to the Jerryboree, but in his head that would mean that doing so would give Rick some kind of win. Jerry thought, eff that, and continued to search for a way home on his own to shove it in Rick's face.
"Agga Blag Blag?" A homeless alien walked up to Jerry holding a cup of change.
"Oh, uh... Hey, what?"
"AGGA BLAG!!"
"Uh, what do you want?"
"AGGA BLAG BLAG!!" Suddenly the alien randomly exploded, blueish goo splattered everywhere and all over Jerry.
"OOOHH!!" Jerry was grossed out and horrified. Looking down at his arms that were covered in the goo as he tried to figure out what just happened. He began to panic. Two smaller aliens approach Jerry, speaking quickly and extending cups towards him. Jerry quickly escapes, as one of the aliens drinks some of the blue liquid from their cup.
Jerry comes across two alien beings engaged in sexual activity and expresses shock and surprise.
"Ohhh..."
A few moments later, Jerry is now seated on a solitary bench beneath a streetlight, his fear evident as he scans the unfamiliar surroundings and jumps at unfamiliar sounds. It dawns on him then that he would have been better off staying at the Jerryboree.
Jerry walks back inside, hanging his head. The Jerry-Sitter grins warmly as he walks over to the group of Jerrys who are attempting to install a TV.
"Hey, are you the one that left?" Tank-top Jerry asked first as he held a wire. Jerry tiredly nodded his head and didn't say a word.
"I get it. It's a... it's a hassle out there." Jerry then perked up a little and stood a little straighter.
"Right? And who needs that?"
"Right?"
"Right?"
"Not me."
"Who needs that?"
"Ho, ho! Not us." A non-Jerry character then walks up to Jerry, stunning him slightly. Jerry thought it was an only Jerry place.
"Uh, who are you?"
"Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleischman. Infinite timelines! In some of them Beth remarries."
"Geez..."
"Don't worry. I treat Beth very well, and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty. Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you. Hey, you wanna give us a hand with this?" Paul asked as he points to the TV and the other Jerrys, "We're trying to figure out how to get the sound coming through the stereo instead of the TV. I-I-I don't... It's very difficult."
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Little Concessions (Rick and Morty Fanfic)
Fiksi PenggemarWhen Beth and Jerry Smith had their second child, Morty, they decided that two children was enough. Of course, they thought that they could only handle just two, since they were just kids themselves. But what would they do if a young child was dropp...