Your mom hands you a glass of orange juice.
You take a sip.
It's not orange juice, it's stirred egg yolks.
You spit them out.
You ask your mom why.
She turns around.
It's not your mom.
It's me.
Your mom is gone.
I'm your mother now.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Random 2.0
HumorMore randomness from my life, my tumblr, and everywhere! The Internet is the place to find funny stuff people. Man there is some weird stuff here... Enjoy!!!
