Teacher: You need to rewrite your essay, I couldn't read a single thing with your bad handwriting.
Me: *Shoves National Geographic article in teacher's face*
NG Article: 'Intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy.'
Me: I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over how smart I am.
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The Book of Random 2.0
HumorMore randomness from my life, my tumblr, and everywhere! The Internet is the place to find funny stuff people. Man there is some weird stuff here... Enjoy!!!