*Things I would say if I was a Weather Forecaster*
1 - "So, Thursday and Friday mild and warm, Saturday an asteroid will hit the Irish Sea and destroy the earth. That's it from me, bye bye."
2 - "That wet, splashy splashy stuff will be coming down, what's it called again?"
3 - "What are you watching me for? Go look out the window!"
4 - "And as we look...where's Scotland gone? Oh no!!"
5 - "Clouds here, storms here and, what's this? Oh God, it's...oh, I see, someone has just sneezed on the monitor."
6 - "Tomorrow, it'll be bright and sunny...BECAUSE I HAVE COMMANDED IT, AND I AM THE GOD OF WEATHER. BOW DOWN, FOOLISH MORTALS!"
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