Welcome back people!
We are here again to show you this short story on another of Toothless's super duper lame pranks, caused by Irene(my sister) and myself dosing Toothless with large quantities of caffeine, sometimes with friends.
The other prank is on my other random book if you want to see what happened. XD
Lol, maybe we should stop giving him coffee.
P.S. This chapter is dedicated to Nightstar888 .
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Aurora: Hmmm... *Looking through a magical portal camera* Nothing...Nada, zilch, zero, nil, zip-
Irene: Okay we get it!
Aurora: The Berkians are literally lying around! Nothing is happening here, or on Berk!
Irene: *Grins* Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Aurora: Coffee-hyped Toothless time?
Irene: Precisely.
Aurora: Awesome, we should bring our new friend Star along! She's got this awesome strong blend of coffee. Haha, It'll have Toothless bouncing off the walls!!
Irene: Brilliant! After you sis! *Both jump into portal*
~~~Ten minutes later~~~
*Portal opens on Berk, and Aurora, Irene, and Star jump out*
Aurora: Got the coffee Star?
Star: *Holds up large pot of dark coffee* Absolutely!
Irene: Fantastic! Now we just have to find Toothless, and then chaos will ensue!
Star: *Grins* No need, I think Toothless smelled the coffee, because here he comes. *Points to a dark shape hurtling over the hill at them*
Irene: Great! And don't worry about understanding him, our portal technology translates all languages. Just like the TARDIS.
Aurora: Hahaha, except that one time when we were in Alagaësia and you decided that-
Irene: Don't you dare! Star, don't listen to a word this one says!
Aurora: I said nothing!
Toothless: Hey guys!
Irene: Oh, hey Toothless! We'd like you to meet our friend, Star.
Toothless: Hello Star! Nice to meet you!
Star: Nice to meet you too!
Aurora: Guess what?
Toothless: Oh no...
Aurora: What do you meet oh no?
Toothless: Whenever you start a sentence with 'guess what' it means trouble.
Aurora: Pff, I was just going to say that our friend Star brought you a big pot of coffee, but if you don't want it I guess we'll be portalling off, come on Star, Irene.
Toothless: Did I say trouble? Never! Come back!
Aurora: Ha, got you.
Star: Here Toothless! *Brings forth the large pot of coffee*
Toothless: Thank you Star, you're the best!! *Gulps down the coffee*
*Silence for a moment*
Hiccup: *In distance* Toothless! Where are you!!
Toothless: *Shakes out his wings* ...............Whooohooo!!! *Goes darting off*
Star: Hahaha, Oh no, what've we done?
Aurora: Something fantastic! Come On! Let's go wait at the top of the hill for Toothless to prank the Berkians!
Irene: Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?
Aurora: Nooo! You've jinxed it!
Irene: No I haven't!
Aurora: Yes you hav- Star! Tell her she's jinxed it!
Star: I don't mean to takes sides or anything.......but you've totally jinxed it.
Aurora: Ha. Told you.
Irene: ......Shut up.
~~~Fifteen minutes later~~~
Aurora: I am literally just as bored as I was before we started this.
Irene: Pffhahaha, so much for jinxing it.
*Explosion in the distance, then yelling*
Aurora: You were saying?
Star: To the town! Tally ho!!
Irene/Aurora: Yeah!! Whoo!
*Portals to the town*
Star: Hmm, I don't see anythin- *Trips over something* What-Oh. Oh dear. Uh guys?
Irene: .....*Hiss-whispers* The entire town is covered in Terrible Terrors!!
Aurora: *Hiss-whispers* Yeah! Whoo!!
Irene: I take it back, the entire island is covered in Terrible Terrors!
Vikings: *Running around screaming and throwing stuff*
Toothless: *Runs by with Hiccup chasing him*
*Yelling in tour guides voice* And to your left you'll see the mystical, Terrible Terror! To your right....the newfangled Dragon known as the Terrible Terror!! If you look up, Lo and behold??
THE TERRIBLE TERROR!!!
Isn't this fantastic folks??!
Aurora/Irene: *Cackling*
Irene: So tell me Star? How proud are you that you helped create this??
Aurora: Top notch job Star! The pranking agency Could definitely use someone like you!
Star: Woah, there's a whole agency?
Irene: Correctamundo!
Star: ......Awesome!
Toothless: *Runs by* AND YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL LADIES AND GENTLMEN?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, LOOK TO THE FRONT! THE BACK!! BENEATH YOU!!! TERRIBLE TERRORS EVERYWHERE!! WHOOOOO!!!!
Star: ...You weren't kidding when you said he goes nuts off of caffeine.
Aurora: Nope.
Irene: Yeah, and this is usually the part where we go portalling off before anyone sees us.
Aurora: Yup, haha, time to go!! Geronimo!! *All three jump through the portal*
Toothless: *In distance* And what is this we see in the distance ladies and gentlemen?? It's an entire swarm of more Terrible Terrors!! Coming to Berk! Whooo! Yeah!! COFFEE!!!
Hiccup: *In distance* Woah, WHAT?? Coffee? Where in Thor's name did you get that? Toothless!! No!! Toothless you get these Dragons under control right now!
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A/N
Hello!
I hope you enjoy this strange but funny(I hope) little story!
Actually, I enjoy bringing others into the pranking jobs, so anyone who wants to join for a pranking episode, please speak up!!
Anyway,
See you later Alligators!!
- Aurora Flash
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