SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED, BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKIN IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED "HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM" AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FREAKING HAIR, SOME HID THEIRS IN THEIR BOOKS, A GIRL I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE IN MY BRA AND MY EARPHONES IN MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR SOMETHING AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING THAT THEIR PHONES SMELLED LIKE DIRTY FEET.
IT WAS AMAZING.
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