The Book of Random 2.0

Day in the life of a seasoned Tumblr user's head. Horror movie style.

*Me when I'm left to my own devices and I start thinking*

Me: *Humming* Dum duh da dum dum...
Me: *Thinking* There's a thin line between word and world...

Brain: Get out.

Me: Well excuse you you're not the boss of me.

Brain: I am you.

Me: Whatever. You get out.

Brain: *Metaphorically shrugs* Fine.

Brain: ...

Me: Bleh, I never needed my brain's help anyway.

Me: *Sits down to do homework, sees gibberish*

Me: Uh oh...

Me: Uh, brain? A little help here.

Brain: ...

Me: C'mon work with me here.

Brain: Oh so now you want my help.

Me: Yes! Now do as I say!!

Brain: I'd rather not...

Me: I can't believe this is happening!

Brain: ...But it isn't happening...this is all a dream.

Me: Huh? *Wakes up* Aw man, not that dream again. My dream world would make a good inception sequel.

Brain: Yeah! I love that movie!!

Me: Shut up nobody asked you.

Brain: It's time to wake up now.

Me: *Wakes up* Wow, that dream was creepier than Nico DiAngelo's skeleton army...

Brain: *Whispers* Inception...

Me: NOOO!! *Wakes up to the sound of a book slamming near my head* *Looks up to see an angry math teacher glaring at me* *Am still in school*

Brain: Now look what you've done. The teacher is angry now.

Me: Well maybe I'd get more sleep if every time at night just before I went to sleep you weren't like, 'Oh, you know what we haven't thought of in a while? Monsters.'

Brain: ...Shut up.

Me: That's it, no more school for me. *Gets up with a straight face, walks to teacher's desk, staples finger* I'm going to the nurse. *Walks out*

Brain: YOLO.

Me: No. Just no.

Brain: ...Kay.

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I sat back as I finished and uploaded a small funny story update for my Tumbler account.
It was called, 'A day in the life of a seasoned Tumblr user's head.'
It was about a girl that was from the messed up Tumblr community that argued with her brain and had inception like dreams.
"Too bad that's not real, it would be funny." I murmured to myself.
"But it is real..." My brain whispered back to me.
I froze.
"It's time to wake up Aurora," my brain whispered again.
Oh no.
I woke up with a start.
It wasn't real. None of it.
I remembered now that I had fallen asleep in my chair, writing an essay for school.
I looked up to my computer screen before me as I stretched out my sore limbs.
But what I saw made me freeze in real life.
'Day in the life of a seasoned Tumblr user's head.'
Is what it said on the screen.
But it wasn't on Tumblr.
It never was.
I had never gone on Tumblr in my life.
It was for a book on Wattpad.
A random book called, 'The book of random 2.0.'
"Aurora!!"
I woke with another start.
I was in school.
I had never written my essay.
Was any of it real?
I got up, I had to go home and see if it was real, because I was spooked.
I had to find a way out of here.
Without realizing it, I walked to the teacher's desk, and stapled my finger.
"I'm going to the nurse," I said in a dull voice.
Then I froze again.
"This isn't happening." I whispered to myself.
"Yes," my brain whispered to me. "yes it is."
I woke up with a scream.

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A/N
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
I find this pretty funny, even if it totally turned horror movie material.
I got the inspiration for this from one of my dreams and once I started writing it, I couldn't stop.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed this. LOL.
Shout out to my messed up fellow Tumblr users.
Later alligators! Or crocodiles! Who can really tell, right?!?

*Laughs maniacally* Later guys.