*Me with friends that are flirting*
Me: "All I know is I'd definitely throw up if you two dated, so if you do, stay the heck away from me."

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The Book of Random 2.0
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this is why I'm single
*Me with friends that are flirting*
Me: "All I know is I'd definitely throw up if you two dated, so if you do, stay the heck away from me."