The Book of Random 2.0

This is why I fail P.E

"Where do you go for fun?"
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Well mostly I hang out here, on the right side of my couch, but this butt dent is pretty established...I sometimes I like to switch things up-shuffle over to the over side.
There's no computer charger over there, so it's pretty high-stakes.
Sometimes I lie down across the whole couch, which is like an entirely new thing...