The Book of Random 2.0

Happy Halloween!

Hellloooo!!!!
Lolololololol, might I just say, that if you have any respect for this random book, you will not after you read this post.
If you can't see when it was updated, I will be happy to inform you that it is now 1: 20 A.M.....
And I want to cry.
Lol, srly tho, I came back from trick-or-treating with my siblings, got high on sugar from all my candy, etc, you know the drill.
Aaannnddd, then, because I am extremely smart, (Srly tho, I'm so stupid).....where was I....oh yes!
Because I am extremely smart, my whole brain just goes, "Hey I know! I just came back from trick-or-treating in the dark, going into a haunted house, getting my very soul sucked out of me cuz of some scary-as-heck moving Halloween decorations, and I am currently running on an extreme sugar high!! How about I get the FREAKIEST movie I can find, and watch it in the dark! Cuz logic, that's why! Hahahaha, I'm so smart!
Wow, I don't know what I'd do without myself!"
So anyways, that's why I'm here, updating Wattpad in the dark....under my covers...at almost 2 in the morning.....too freaked out to sleep.
So my writing's okay right now, but honestly you'd cringe at my high paced sugar induced ADHD thoughts, I can't stay on one thought.
Like ten minutes ago, my sister's and mine black cat, Sam, (Winchester) LOL.
Yeah, my thoughts aren't too clear.
Oh yes, sorry, off topic.
So our cat right? He decides that jumping on me in the dark is a great plan.
Well guess what?
Great plan!
....
CAN YOU SENSE MY SARCASM?? CAN YOU?!?!
(Sorry for throwing you across the room Sam. :( Lol, jk, but srly tho, I did kick him off the bed.)
Speaking of trick-or-treating, (was I speaking of that? Llllooolll) anyways, speaking of that, I was on my way to the next house, and this clown walks by right?
Honestly that guy never would've known what hit him.
Luckily I restrained myself from going full ninja warrior on his butt.
...you know, didn't feel like getting arrested again.
Lololol, I kid guys! I've never been arrested...........:yet.
Hahaha, all jokes aside...There's something you guys should know about me.
I have an extremely, well, extreme, fear of clowns.
Doesn't matter what they look like.
Like that one time when I was about 7 and I was at McDonalds and Ronald McDonald came up to me and I started crying and running away from him hahahahaha.
Right, so clowns right? and this particularly gruesome clown just walks right past me, and I'm just like, "excuse me, please walk a little further away from me please, like, about ten feet away, or maybe like on the other side of the street, or you know what? Honestly I'd feel much more comfortable if you were in a different city....or country....or you know, like, another planet or something.
I mean, no offense or anything." Soooooo, I'm gonna go now, I've probably wasted enough of your time.
I'm sorry you had to read this, lol.
I'm not in a sane frame of mind right now really.
LOL
K, TA-TA.
Ttyl gadies and lentlemen....I mean ladies and gentlemen.
Ha....hahaha! I'm so funny! (NOT)
HAHAHAHAHA <----- (Hysterical laughter)
Lol, bye guys.
Oh yeah, and happy Halloween! If you do indeed celebrate that. (Some don't, plz don't get offended with this post) :P