Awesome place to die

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*Person appears out of a portal just as I'm about to go into the forest*

Person: You've got to believe me, I'm from the future, and you can't go in there! That's where you're going to die!!

Me: I see. *Eyes sparkle in excitement* What a brilliant place for me to die! I have great taste in location!!!

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