*Person appears out of a portal just as I'm about to go into the forest*
Person: You've got to believe me, I'm from the future, and you can't go in there! That's where you're going to die!!
Me: I see. *Eyes sparkle in excitement* What a brilliant place for me to die! I have great taste in location!!!
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The Book of Random 2.0
HumorMore randomness from my life, my tumblr, and everywhere! The Internet is the place to find funny stuff people. Man there is some weird stuff here... Enjoy!!!