*Things I would say if I was a Traffic radio host*
1 - "Traffic slow below me - mainly as they're watching me bungee jumping out of this helicopter."
2 - *Flying overhead in a helicopter*
"Hmmm, I've been watching this one car for about three minutes now and I'm starting to think he died or something, because he isn't moving. Dude, it says 'yield' not 'Give up!'"
3 - "There's an accident on M1. Hurry up, it's a good one. There's flames and everything!"
4 - "Beep! Same to you, you fat twit, learn how to drive!"
5 - *Flying overhead in a helicopter* "And it looks all clear on route 180- Whoa! To the homie in the black Toyota, this ain't 'Need for Speed', get back in your own lane please."
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