Me: How am I supposed to make funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all?
Friend: Just use a story from Sims and pretend it really happened to you.
Me: One time I was swimming, but the pool ladders disappeared, so I couldn't get out of the pool, and I swam for ten hours then died.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Random 2.0
HumorMore randomness from my life, my tumblr, and everywhere! The Internet is the place to find funny stuff people. Man there is some weird stuff here... Enjoy!!!
