Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff)

Headcanon Dump #2!

A lot of Reichtangle headcanons btw, I just felt like doing stuff on him

1. Reichtangle is mute and speaks using Morse or DGS (Deutsche Gebärdensprache/German sign language) 

2. Tangle (Reichtangle) has tentacles. Another CH creator canon that is just accepted at this point.

3. He has a normal-shaped head in his human form, if anyone was wondering- I would freak tf out if I saw a human with a rectangle-shaped head 💀

4. He looks almost exactly like GE in his human form. But he has dark brown/black eyes instead of blue, and has less scars, as well as looks younger than GE by a lot. it's the war. GE looks like 5 years older than he actually is

5. As mentioned before in the GE chapter, only he can change his head shape on command. Idk this is a really weird headcanon of mine but oh welll- GE's head only changes when he does his lil' power/magic shit

6. The reason he's mute is because it's very difficult to speak with his rectangle head, and he can only speak when he has a normal-shaped head/in human form. He prefers to stay as a rectangle though, just because he likes it better and so people can tell him and his twin apart. he says it feels more natural for some reason :'D

7. HRE and Weimar are left-handed. actually, HRE is ambidextrous but he didn't find out until his parents/caretakers forced him to write with his right hand since writing with left hand = devil

8. Only ASEAN, UN, and EU have wings, although it is more common in organizations to have fusion traits than in countryhumans. For example, AU (African Union) has horns that are similar to a gazelle/impala's, and MERCOSUR + Organization of American States have parrot/macaw-like traits, with rainbow feathers in their hair and small bird features throughout their body

9. Austria and Hungary are twins, and Weimar and Third Reich are twins. Hungary is older by a few minutes, and Weimar is older by a few minutes. They very much enjoy using this difference to tease their siblings, although Weimar doesn't do it because of obvious reasons.

10. Following up on the organization's wings headcanon, they all get a different pair of wings each year/every time the head country of the organization is changed. For example, since Laos is going to have chairmanship of ASEAN in 2024, ASEAN will have wings based on the Siamese fireback (Laos' national bird). The same goes for the EU, who would have wings based on the national bird of whichever country holds presidency, and the other organizations. ((but............. ASEAN with phoenix wings and EU with golden wings............. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk

11. Red Cross and Red Crescent! These two are kind of, sort of, let's just call it disciples of WHO, and they're twins. They follow WHO around, and tend to any smaller wounds the countries have, in order to practice their magic. WHO is very proud of them and loves them like her children

12. (Modern AU) I can kinda imagine A-H and GE having a huge group chat with most of the other European empires and just super late in the night/super early in the morning A-H texts "I GOT LAID" and everyone who's awake texts back "Was it GE?" And he goes "Yeah it was"

13. The German family members live separately with either their friends (The Holy Alliance + the Kingdom of Hungary) or significant others (GEAH)

14. Teutonic Order and Holy Roman Empire live with the rest of the Crusaders, Prussia and Austrian Empire live with the Russian Empire and Kingdom of Hungary, GE and A-H live alone together, Third Reich and Weimar live with Germany and East Germany, Austria lives with Switzerland, and Hungary lives with Poland

15. They all sometimes have an Austro-German family get-together, where they all meet up at Third and Weimar's house with their significant others/other people they live with, same goes for the Russians.

16. The Tsardom of Russia lives with the Grand Duchy of Moscow and Kievan Rus, the Russian Empire lives with Prussia, the Austrian Empire, and the Kingdom of Hungary, the Soviet Union lives with Yugoslavia, and Russia lives with America and Germany, most countries live with roommates so they can split the rent. Unfortunately, Germany got the worst options

17. India is basically an expert at geology at this point, as well as being a very skilled jewelry maker. She made a lot of jewelry for the organizations, and for her friends. Usually, people/countries will come up to her with rocks or things they think are gems and ask her to name it, and she'll either reply with the scientific name or say, 'it's just a rock. it's not anything special. sorry.'

18. Fire/light in general has always been very soothing to China. He has a lot of candles and lanterns around his house and enjoys lighting them up when it is dark outside. He usually carries around a lantern or candle with his tail when he walks out in the dark, but has had to stop because he's accidentally lit people on fire-

19. Fiji is an amazing swimmer and likes to deep-sea dive in her free time. She loves marine biology, and she is one of the only countries (Tonga, Tuvalu, Nauru have done this as well but without the spitting facts) that has gone up to a shark, lightly touched it, and started spitting facts underwater about how shark deaths are actually very uncommon while Britain almost fainted

20. Vorarlberg has always been very competitive and is constantly going against Vienna to try and prove herself as better than him. Vienna has always been tired of her shit and generally doesn't care, unless Vorarl hits a spot like making fun of his competence. Tirol usually sits on the side, watching while hanging out with Austria-Hungary's guide dog ((Amadeus

21. All the older countries such as Holy, UK, Teutonic Order, Swedish Empire, etc. cannot handle spice. They would die if they ever tasted cumin. The only ones that can handle spice are Safavid, Ottoman, and Dutch Republic. T.O. one time tried some of China's mapo tofu and ended up fainting; same thing happened with Britain

22. Some Middle Eastern countries fence. Saudi, UAE, Kuwait, and Jordan. Saudi is bi-blade (foil and sabre), UAE is an epee + foil, Kuwait is an epee, and Jordan is a sabre. They all try their best to strip coach each other during tournaments, but end up just kind of getting pissed off at refs.

23. The Russian family is very creative—Soviet did ballet, Russia does ballet and figure skating, and the Russian Empire was a theater kid. RE has attempted to bury that past, but Prussia + AE found it and made fun of him for it for 3 months straight. Ame made fun of Russia AND Soviet for doing ballet, and then Russia high-kicked him in the face