Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff)

Headcanon Dump #4! (Sort of a crack chapter)

haven't done one of these in a longgg time :3

1. So based off of the hc where I talked about what I think Germany would have as a pet, and how China brings his cat to UN meetings, headcanon that a lot of countries bring (brought) their pets to UN GA's (general assemblies). UN eventually had to ban people from bringing their pets (unless they're hypoallergenic, or service animal) because the Nordics (and other countries) had one too many bad allergic reactions and epipen uses

2. When America used to actively serve in the army/military/whatever (yes, alive countries can serve in their countries' army, usually as advisors/generals/leaders for units, never as soldiers) he used to prefer a certain MRE (MRE's are like packets of instant food that usually are used in the army and are given to soldiers to eat). There are different meals- he had a certain favorite meal. And one time he mentioned it to his platoon and they literally just kept hoarding that certain MRE and leaving them neatly stacked in Ame's tent. He eventually had to ask them to stop hoarding MRE's for him, and while he thought it was really nice of them he was worried that they weren't eating.

3. When countries with wings wrap their wings around themselves, they'll automatically just go into sleep mode. Idk just curl up on a chair and wrap their wings around themselves and they are out like a light

4. What countries say when things go wrong: idk just the countries of the world that I can remember edition

"FUCKING SHIT" (or their language's equivalent): Austria-Hungary, Mexico, Austrian Empire, Napoleonic France, Poland, Hungary, Eritrea, Serbia, Czechia, Colombia, Spanish Empire

"FUCKIN' HELL": Britain/UK, Scotland, Ireland, Australia, Fiji (picked up from UK), Tuvalu (picked up from Fiji and UK)

loudly blames someone and it's the same person every time: Spain, Kingdom of Hungary, Prussia, USA, El Salvador, Northern Ireland

is the one getting blamed: Portugal, Austrian Empire (yes KOH and Prussia both blame him), Russia, Honduras, Ireland

quietly/calmly blames someone and they're usually right: New Zealand, Japan, Japanese Empire, Tonga, Micronesia, Djibouti, Tunisia

"It's them." *rolls eyes*: Somalia, Argentina, Solomon Islands, St. Kitts & Nevis, Napoleonic France, KOF, Ming Dynasty, Qing

stays calm the entire time and no one knows how: Austria, Tokugawa Shogunate, Qing Dynasty, Grand Duchy of Moscow, usually the older countries do this, Holy Roman Empire, etc., Germany, Switzerland, African Union, Trinidad and Tobago

breaks down crying or just breaks down mentally: United Nations, Kingdom of Italy, Venezuela, Chile, Ukraine, Belarus, Spain (dramatically breaks down)

slightly panicking "Alright we need to find a solution, you do this, you do that-": DR Congo, Nigeria, Senegal, European Union, Morocco, Paraguay, Sweden, Italy, Philippines, Finland, Syria, Iraq, Bulgaria

sigh "I can't deal with this right now but I will anyways"tries their best to find a solution: Russian Empire, Algeria, Bangladesh, Belgium, United Kingdom, Malaysia, Singapore

"lmao this is hilarious" records it or calmly watches them try and figure out what to do: France, South Korea, ASEAN, Bahrain, Qatar, Russian Empire, Turkey, Ottoman

does not give a shit or the equivalent is looks over at the chaos, rolls their eyes/shrugs, and goes back to whatever they were doing: Russia, China, European Union, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, UAE, North Korea, Soviet, German Empire

5. GE always wears the same perfume. If he does decide to wear perfume that day, he wears the same one every time, so A-H can identify him more easily