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Germany Headcanons

Heyyyyy this wasn't as bad as the other two :3 done in about a week *cough* POLAND HEADCANONS TOOK A MONTH-

anywayyy, req for Iamhereeveryday (who is over on Ao3)

TW: Mentions of the Third Reich more than other chapters

enjoy!

1. Human name: Dresden Adler/Dresden Berlin ((help this is just two German cities slapped together and called a full name pls

2. Height yippee!! He's like kinda short, compared to HRE who's about like 6'10 or so, he's within the 5'11-6'0 range (180-183 cm)

3. First child to Third Roach (and again, probs some random human), his twin sister is (was) East Germany (Yes, West Germ and modern Germ are the same people in my AU) who died after the collapse of the Berlin Wall. Most of the time he was taken care of by the cities, because Reich is only a half-decent father who does not have time for his children.

4. He has one black wing on the right side of his body (if you face him, your left. From his perspective, it's his right). East has the other wing, on the left side of her body (if you face her, your right. From her perspective, again, her left).

5. GUYS I'D LIKE TO MENTION THAT USUALLY IF I DON'T INCLUDE HUMAN FORM AND CH FORM AS SEPARATE HC'S OR ONLY A HUMAN FORM HC IS THERE THAT MEANS THEY RETAIN THE SAME PHYSICAL FEATURES AS THEIR HUMAN FORM IN THEIR CH FORM OK THANK YOU :3

6. Germany has mid-length black hair, with UN-flag blue eyes (kinda wanna give him purple/red eyes tho :3). He has almost no defining features, other than glasses, and he also usually ties his hair up to keep it out of his way. Oh also, he has a small streak of like grayish/gray in his hair, no one rlly knows why tbh.

7. He probably does own some sort of pet, most likely a German Shepherd, Doberman, or a cat. China owns a ragdoll cat (its name is rice noodle if you were wondering) and Germany has seen it on multiple occasions when China brings it to UN general assemblies. Germany loves the cat and this is why I think maybe he'd own like an orange cat?? Or like a Siamese cat

8. Ger kind of dresses like business casual?? Like think trench coat, turtleneck, I won't be mentioning pants in these unless they're not basic—and probs combat boots or dress shoes. Uhh also like black blazer, white/black button-up shirt, again combat boots, and like layered silver jewelry and a watch. Also, yes he does use glasses. Nerdy germs :3

9. Like the rest of his family, he's modest. He usually wears long sleeve swimsuits and shit like that- actually, he does make an exception for summer/hot weather, unlike some of his family who would rather pass out than wear a t-shirt

10. Ger in general is a decently kind, diligent, hardworking person once you get to know him. He comes off as like stoic, and cold, which he is. To people he doesn't like. He's like his grandfather, as in he comes off as quiet, but once he's in a setting with people he's more familiar with, he's a lot more social

11. This is such a German family thing but he does not understand emotions at all 😭 he would definitely be the type of person to be in denial for quite a while before acknowledging that he has (romantic) feelings for someone

12. He's tends to dump on people without realizing it, and unconsciously does it and unless someone tells him or gives him a reaction telling him that "you said something that is concerning, please go talk to WHO" he doesn't know what he said wrong. He is trying his best to work on this

13. He is EXTREMELY AWKWARD IN RELATIONSHIPS. It does not matter how many relationships he's been through at that point, he will still act like a teenager going through their first kiss. He gets flustered super easily

14. Berlin and the other cities taught him most of his social skills and also like how to generally survive in the world.

15. He has great time management, and is usually able to finish all his work quite early. Like Japan, he has rules and limits for how long he works, and tends to not work over 40 hours per week. Unless he has something major or important, etc.