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1) Throw a brick at him
2) Point out Kronos is his grandfather
3) Tell him Piper will end up with Leo
4) Tell him Leo is hotter than him, literally
5) Ask to see his coin then say "Oops, I forgot, you broke it"
6) Then tell him Percy has never broken his pen
7) And (in a snobby voice) that your disappointed, but not surprised, that Percy was much more responsible
8) Pay Annabeth to kiss him
9) Then tell Percy about their kiss
10) Toss him into the ocean.
11) (But not before telling Poseidon that Jason thinks he and Zeus would be a cute couple)
12) Tell him Thalia didn't really try to find him
13) Show him the Disney Hercules movie and tell him he should act more like his big brother
14) When he's with Piper sing "Jason and Reyna sitting in a tree K-I-S-oops your with Piper today"
15) Sign him up for couples therapy with Reyna and Piper
16) Kidnap Reyna and Piper and make him choose which one to save
17) Then release the one he didn't save so she can kill him
18) Make sure to video tape this
19) Show him Piper/Percy fanfics
19) Say too bad but he wouldn't have had a chance anyway
20) Set him on fire
21) Then call him a Leo wannabe
22) Write PERCY JACKSON PWNS all over his cabin
23) Dye ALL his clothes blue. And call him a Percy Jackson wannabe
24) Call him Sparky
25) Tell him Thalia makes a much better daughter of Zeus
26) Then tell him it's okay to feel jealous since everyone thinks Thalia is cooler
27) Tell him old ladies have a thing for him. (Khione, Medea)
28) Tell him you ship Dylan and Piper
29) Ask him if staplers taste good.
30) Tell him Camp Jupiter preferred Percy over him and that's why no one objected to him leaving
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-$arah
P.S: Sorry about the photos...I have no life...I just found them one day and now I'm sort of really into them
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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