I haven't updated in a long time, so sorry. I had writer's block, I guess. I just sat there thinking on how to piss off Hermes and coming up with NOTHING. But I finally did it. For you guys.
SarcasmIsMyDefense said I should piss off Hermes. I hope you enjoy it:
1) Mention Luke
2) Tell him his first mistake was falling in love with a crazy lady
3) And that his second was forgetting protection and having Lukekv
4) Actually, tell him you know his worst mistake
5) When he asks what, say parenting
6) Tell him is winged sandals really show off his legs in a creepy voice
7) TP his throne
8) TP the Hermes cabin
9) At night, wear glowing green eye contacts and scare the #2 out of him
10) Tell him it's not nice to steal cows
11) Draw a mustache on his face with sharpie (when he's asleep)
12) Make it an Adolf Hitler mustache
13) Ask him if he created instant messaging
14) If he did, give him crap about how their not instant
15) Call Martha George
16) Call George Martha
17) Every time he says something shriek LIES
18) Make dumb blonde jokes (I'm assuming he's blond cuz of the Stoll twins and Luke)
19) Ask him why his shoes have wings
20) Tell him you can't believe he's such a bad parent
21) He actually let Luke die
22) Steal his caduceus
23) Then hit him in the head with it
24) Tell him C.C said his multivitamins are a fad
25) Then steal
26) Tell him it was George who invented the internet
27) Then convince George to sue Hermes
28) Set fire to his cabin
29) Blame it on Leo
30) Point at him and laugh. Really loudly and obnoxiously. Don't stop, not even when he tries to curse you.
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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