30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus

Hi guys *awkard hug*

Hey guys, bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me, eh?

well IM BAAAACK

Um, I just wanted to say sorry to notanordinarygirl_86 , ILoveSadieKane, and SashaZaki for not updating chapters for them. I've just had a lot of shit going on in my life so I sort of just became a reader

I'll be updating all my books a lot more often now, and now le questions:

SarcasmIsMyDefense:

¤ I am not pregnant, but I have 4 smol sons: Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way, and Frnk Iero. There's a pic of em above

¤ I'm not a bear...or am I? (dun dun dun)

¤ Yes I am a cheesecake shhhhh

¤ No I'm not a pluvoid

¤ Yeah I exploded, when percy kissed Annabeth

¤ I'm a girl bc I have a vagina and want to be one

¤ I FCKING LOVE FUN DIP I LIVE FOR FUN DIP

-_Venatrix_- :

¤ Did you show Hazel what the internet is?

I...we did....Long story short, Hazel accidentally learned what porn is, and Nico has destroyed my laptop

Hazel: I can never unsee what I have seen...

¤ Have you guys watched Hercules yet?

Jason: No. My brother is a dickhead -_-

Percy Jackson: YES. Of course, he doesn't look nearly as good as me holding a sword, but he was pretty good. He's better than Jason, obviously

Piper: Don't mess with my bby, seaweed brain

¤ What would your name be if you added sass to it?

SASSRAH (sarah)or maybe Sassah...?

Percy: God what a lame one, nothing beats Persassy

Jason: I dunno, I think Jasson is pretty great

Annabeth: Yours suck so badly compared to mine, SASSBETH. Better than everything, am I right?

Percy: I think we should break up

Nico: y'all a bunch of losers #SassicoSlays 

Jason: Wtf...

Lloydlover123:

¤ Would you kiss me?

Idk...probably

God these are probably so awful, I just wanted to get it done so I can proceed to update regular stuff

So, how have you guys been? Been having an awesome life? This probably won't get any reads, but I love y'all and you would make me v v v happy if you voted and commented :P

xoxosarah