2) Tell him that not only has his hopes and dreams been crushed into a million pieces, so has he
3) Ask him how his children tasted
4) Ask him if having his children growing inside him gave him indigestion
5) Ask him how's life been in Tarturus
6) Sign him up for family counselling sessions
7) Give him a parenting manual and tell him that he needs all the help he can get
8) Send him to anger management control classes
9) Tell him to get an instagram, it's a fantastic way to get followers
10) Ask him how his love affair with Luke is going
11) Ask him if their relationship ended badly after Luke killed themselves
12) Make him go to Dr. Phil and speak about his feelings after the last book
13) Write Percy Jackson pwns on his forehead
14) Ask him if he's upset that his whole family hates him
15) Ignore him when he's threatening your life by turning your music's volume very loud
16) Tell him he did a good job in asking for Luke's consent before entering his body
17) #IfKronosNeedsConsentSoDoYou
18) List all of his failed attempts to take over the world
19) Tell his he's looking very young, it's like his a millennia younger
20) Tell him he should sign up for yoga to help him relax
21) Laugh at him and tell him that the Percy Jackson series was named after Percy and not him.
22) Decorate his throne with flowers and peace signs
23) After he gets a defeated by Percy, sing Nobody's Perfect really loudly
24) For a bedtime story, read him the part of Percy Jackson where he gets defeated and tell him where he went wrong
25) Compare him to Voldemort, and say "Now there's a decent villain."
26) Everyone he complains about Percy beating him play small violins
27) Ask him "did it hurt when he felt from heave- oh wait "
28) Then ask him if it hurt when he crawled up from hell
29) Ask him what time it is
30) Ask him if he ever got a father's day card
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I'm very proud of #2 & #9
Hey humans, just to make it clear, I will not be updating this regularly. I'll probably update this once in a millennia, if I have interest in it. I'm sorry but I can't force myself to do this very often I feel like shit (but this was fun)
I decided to sit down and give it a go because I'm in a good mood today
So I'll leave you with three things, my fellow killjoys/sinners/youngbloods/demigods:
1. Listen to the song Summertime by my chemical romance also listen to I will, tonight by the brobecks please
2. I go by the name of Frank now and I use they/them pronouns. Please respect that.
3. I'll leave you with a wild brendon urie you are welcome
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Look alive, sunshine -xofrnk
EDIT: there we a problem in which it didn't showed 1-16 but I fixed it now ??? Also o fixes the typos and weird autocorrect
