First god we're going to piss off...yay! I hope we don't get stuck in the fields of punishments...
1) Talk about Hades
2) Don't talk about Hades
4) Tell him you stole his helm of darkness
5) Tell him you didn't steal his helm of darkness
6) On his birthday surprise him
8) with shampoo
9) Tell him he has greasy hair
10) Insult Persephone
11) Call him a minor God
12) Every time he does something slap him and yell "BIANCA CAN DO IT BETTER"
13) then say "that's for Nico, biotch"
14) walk away calmly
15) Tell him Poseidon can make better earthquakes
15) Mention Charon's pay raise
16) Mention Bianca's death...actually don't, cuz that makes me sad too...
17) Call him corpsebreath
18) Mention Zeus
19) Ask him why he doesn't have a throne on Olympus
20) When he tries to answer, say "I guess your just not good enough"
21) Laugh
22) Act happy
23) Enter the underworld
24) Exit the underworld
25) Call him emo
26) Then buy him a lot of eyeliner
27) Buy him a #1 PERCY JACKSON FANGIRL t-shirt
28) Look at him
29) Talk to him
30) Move, talk, dance, sing, walk, run, breathe, or/and die in the underworld
Wow. That was actually easy. I hope you liked it!
Next: ANNABETH, LUKE (Ik I promised those last chapter, but they're hard) POSEIDON, ZEUS, DIONYSUS, KRONOS, AND APHRODITE. not necessarily in that order
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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