NICO!!! A sparkling fairy princess is a twilight vampire, just a heads up. 0.o
1) Look at him
2) Talk to him
3) Think about him
4) Ship Perico
5) Trap him in a glass box
6) Smile at him
7) Hurt Hazel
8) Speak about Bianca
9) Talk about Solangelo
10) Force him to tell you who he likes
11) Tell him Annabeth beated him to Percy
12) That he should hurry up or Annabeth will beat him to Will too.
13) Make a huge banner that says SOLANGELO and hang it on his cabin
14) Ask him if he wants to go to a party with the giant twins
15) Dye his hair bright pink
16) Claim you did it because black makes him look like a vampire
17) And that he doesn't want to look like a sparkling fairy princess
18) On Halloween dress up as a vampire with glitter all over you and follow him around. "Birds of a feather flock together..."
19) Ask him why the Hades cabin looks so dark
20) Buy him mascara
21) Make Drew charmspeak him into putting it on
22) Make sure it's waterproof
23) Stalk him
24) While wearing a I <3 Nico shirt on
25) Tell him Reyna was checking him out in his sleep
26) Follow him around singing the song "Lollipops" as obnoxiously and loudly as possible
27) Tell him he's depressed and make him go to a Support Group
28) Tell him Cupid wants to go on a date with him
29) Ask him how pomegranate seeds taste like
30) In an annoying high pitched girly voice say "No, I am the ghost king!"
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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