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1) Follow him around singing "This girl is on fire!"
2) Tell him he'll always be the seventh wheel
3) Yell out "TEAM NARCISSUS" every time he walks by
4) Better yet, write "TEAM NARCISSUS" on his forehead when he's asleep
5) When he's around loudly whisper "Shh, he's mentally disturbed, he locked his mother in a garage."
Then run. Make sure your wearing fireproof clothes.
6) Criticize, touch, look, smell, fix, lick, kick, smile at, talk to, eat, or think about the Argo II
7) Call him a Latino elf
8) Then ask him how's Santa's workshop doing
9) Call Hephaestus ugly
10) Tell him he looks like his father
11) Call Calypso ugly
12) Show him Percy/Calypso fanfics
13) Tell him he's not worth three Franks
14) Tell him that since Frank beat him to Hazel, he shouldn't introduce Calypso to him
15) Or Jason
16) Tell him he's such a Katniss wannabe; she was on fire first
17) And that anything he can do, Katniss can do better
18) Follow him around
19) And spray anything he touches with fire extinguisher
20) Call him to help you with plumbing issues
21) Tell him it's because he's the "repair boy"
22) Tell him girls would date him if Percy, Jason, Frank, Nico, and even Octavian didn't exist
23) Tell him the Stoll brothers are funnier
24) Dress up as Hera, pop up at the worst moments, and say "You are my little hero" in a creepy voice
25) Actually, pay Hera to do it and then catcall and whistle while wagging your eyebrows
26) Tell him he and Frank would make cute couples
27) When he says gross, show him FrankxLeo Fanfics
28) Tell him Festus is looking great
29) Then say "You can hardly tell you crashed him, Leo"
30) Tell him even Khione preferred Jason over Leo
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I hope you like my book. And this is the last update for today, because I actually have a life. *cough cough*
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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