Dun. Dun. Dun. We're all probably gonna die trying this but, for _demi-wizard_:
1) Tell him he would've done well as the god of theater
2) Sniff him very slowly
3) And tell him he smells like ozone
4) Stand in front of him and yell "IM THE LIGHTNING THIEF, YOU IDIOT"
5) Laugh in his presence
6) Look at him
7) Ignore him and speak to your dad/mom first
8) When it's raining go outside
9) And yell "WHAT THE HADES, ZEUS?!"
10) When you see him, hug him
11) And be like "YO, BIG Z!"
12) Every time he does something look at him with disdain
13) And say "I guess you can live"
14) Ask him how the hell was Athena born from his head
15) Call him hippie Zeus
16) And then, whenever he says/does something say "That's so mainstream"
17) Give him an Air Head candy
18) Laugh and point at him when you give him the candy
19) Shave his beard
20) Tell him that Poseidon is way better than him and that he should be the king of gods
21) Tell him that Hades is way better than him and that he should be the king of the gods
22) Every time he stands up say "dun dun dun"
23) Call him grumpy and tell him to lighten up
24) Tell him Thor is a much better god of lighting
25) Make him list all of his affairs with mortals to Hera
26) Tell him his fist reminds you of a turd
27) Tell him there are child protection laws against turning children into Pine trees
28) Call him a perv for marrying his sister
29) Make him go to a brother support thing with Hades.
30) Tell him he has control/anger issues
Okay, so about a week or a few days ago I was totally out of ideas. So I asked and stuff and about four people commented in total (really?). So now I'm gonna piss off some demigods/gods for the people who suggested stuff.
(I'm doing this in the order that people commented so...)
Next is Hermes for SarcasmIsMyDefense
and then Aphrodite for TMITID63
and Thalia for ILoveSadieKane.
That's all. Ciao, belle uomo ì donne.
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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