1) Make Arachne hide under her bed
2) Give her a golden drachma
3) Then scream "AVENGE ME!"
5) Steal her Yankees cap
6) Throw her into Tartarus
7) Force her to read Lukabeth fanfics
8) Hide a bunch of spiders in her closet
9) Fill her cabin with owls
10) Tell her it's a present from her mother
11) Call her a dumb blonde
12) Follow her around singing "Rachel and Percy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
13) or the "behind a bush" version ^-^
14) Call her wise girl
15) In a solemn voice say "Athena never has a plan"
16) Show her Thaluke fanfiction
17) When you show her Perico fanfics,
18) say "I bet you regret that high five" (in the last Olympian, I think)
19) Tell her her eyes ruin her image
20) Say the resemblance between her and an owl is startling
22) Tell her you need to borrow Percy for 3 days, 6 hours, and 12 minutes
23) Throw Percy into Tartarus
24) Pull her hair
25) Dye her hair black
26) Tell her blonde isn't really her color
27) Show her PercyxReader fanfics
28) Then say "I bet you wish it was you"
29) Ask her why her fatal flaw is hummus
30) Tell her if hummus is he r fatal flaw, than she should get healthier.
Starting now, every update will be on a Friday
I swear I'm working on Luke. I just can't get fxcking brainwaves. Totally empty, zero inspiration. I'm really trying.
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30 ways to piss off The Heroes of Olympus
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